Mario looked down at his suprisingly bland brown shoes and frowned, his rather comical eyebrows and other facial features now taking a serious look. Not just regular serious though, like when he would fight Bowser every few times a year for the past twenty years, but mad like he was going to do something a little more lethal than kick a shell at him or throw him off the edge of a mountain. You could tell Mario had the intent to kill, a sentence I find hilarious. He stood up, looked all around him at the castle, and saw the Toads lamenting over Princess Peach's death. Mario really should have been sad, wailing his pixelated head off, like the other single minded, poorly animated Toads. But he was just angry. He thought of how much he's like the just shoot Bowser, to go all out on him with a shotgun or something, but how he couldn't because of ratings and standards. He shuffled slowly across the red carpet in the castle. A little toad slowly walked up to him with a tear in his eye. "Mister Mario I...", but he was interrupted by a strong uppercut to the face, and blood flew through the air from his stupid Toad face. He landed hard on the ground, in shock and pain. "Screwa thisa!" Mario shouted. He then disappeared into a room that nobody ever really noticed in the castle. The toads all glanced at each other, quite confused, saying the same things over and over again, as non-important video game characters often do. Two minutes later, the door burst down, and out strode Mario, knives at his sides, a shotgun across his back, and pistols in his hands. Yeah, he looked fairly pissed.
Another little Toad, (they really don't learn...AI in Mario games isn't great.), walked over to Mario to question his behavior. Of course, before he even uttered his first word which would of course appear above his head in text, Mario drew a knife, slashed through the speech bubble, and planted the knife into the litttle Toad's head...mushroom...whatever those are. Greenish blood spurted up from the puncture, and the letters "AAH" appeared in speech bubbles all across the room. The little toad writhed in pain on the floor, blood and that strange green stuff shooting from his head like a fire hose, as his body slowly shriveled up. Maybe Mario though "So that's what happens when you stab one" but nobody really knows, because Mario doesn't have though bubbles. Shortly after the first Toad killing, Mario strode out of the castle, violently flinging open the door. He might have thought something like "I am now to the last point of my tolerance with Bowser, since he ended the life of dear Princess Peach, and now I shall take his life and the life of anyone I like in return.". But nobody really knows...once again, Mario has no though bubbles.
Cracking his gloced knuckles, Mario stomped down the road, headed for the Warp Pipe that would lead him to Bowser's castle, which was underground, and on the other side of Toad Town. The little Toads smiled at Mario nice and friendly, not seeming to notice the change in...erm...artillery. Tayce T. walked up the street, kitchen spoon in hand, to tell Mario of a wonderful mew cake she had...BAM! BAM! BAM! Tayce T. laid on the ground twitching as the fluid drained from her head. Two little Toads began dancing around Mario, happily chanting a song about his heroic...BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!...BAM!...BAM! There were two less children in Toad town, and about six gallons more slimy Toad gunk on the street. Relentlessly, Toad after Toad approched Mario as his pace quickened, wanting to get to the freaking warp pipe. BAM! One toad full of shrapnel, BAM! One toad with a bullet hole in it's forhead, SLICE! One toad without a head. It pretty much carried on like this for a while, Mario's shoes and overalls now decorated with splatters of sticky Toad blood. Soon enough, Mario reached the Warp pipe, and as he was about to jump in, the Koopa Bros. popped out, those five moronic ninjas he had beaten before. His face grew red with anger as he took the shotgun off of the harness on his back. He cocked it, and aimed. The Koopa Bros. didn't have thought bubble either, but perhaps they were thinking "Oh crap."