I decided to try my hand at a "Dear Fan fiction", I hope you enjoy. I don't own any of the characters, they are property of Sega.
Dear Fan Fiction,
First of all, thanks for all your support of the series, you are the true fans. And while some of the stories and drawings are cool, I can't say the same for the stories of me and...Shadow! I mean come on, Shadow's cool and all, but I don't bat left handed, especially not with that faker! And with Tails, he's my best friend, and that's just wrong. (And he's a boy, so stop with the whole making him a girl.) Also, you make it seem like I'm horrible to Amy, always cheating on her, beating her, and raping her, just stop.
And with Eggman, stop making me his scapegoat that is defenseless against him; I've been winning for twenty years, give me some credit. Otherwise, keep up the great work guys.
The one and only,
Sonic the Hedgehog