"My mom is terrified we're gonna name the baby Dude."
"What?! What kind of name is Dude?"
"Something white people do. At least according to her."
"Seriously Dude?!"
"I mean it could be a girl."
"Actually I like Dude for a little girl!"
"Oh shush you!"
"Really though Jess your mom and your entire circus of a family has nothing to fear. We'll come up with a name to respect both our cultures."
"I know Joe, but anything that isn't completely Hindu name will be a failure and bring shame to the family."
"So pass me the Indian baby name book again. I'll find something to make all of us happy. Though now I can't get Dude out of my head."
"I knew I should have kept my mouth shut!"