Author's note: ok this is a Draco x Ron thing but I know you'll love it Ron's singing to Draco. "Draco's speach" 'Ron's speech' Ok here we go:
'Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?' said Ron as he sat down in is comfy chair.
Suddenly the door opens and Ron's roommate Draco comes in.
"Oh, hi Ron!" said Draco.
'Hi Draco,' said Ron.
"Hey Ron, you'll never guess what happened to e on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me," said Draco.
'That's very interesting,' said Ron not paying much attention.
"He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!"
'Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?'
"Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ron..."
'I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read.'
"Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Ron. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about."
'I don't want to talk about it, Draco! This conversation is over!!'
"Yeah, but..."
'OVER!!'
"Well, okay, but just so you know — IF YOU WERE GAY THAT'D BE OKAY. I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I'M NOT GAY.)"
'Draco, please! I am trying to read... What?!'
"IF YOU WERE QUEER."
'Ah, Draco!'
"I'D STILL BE HERE,"
'Draco, I'm trying to read this book.'
"YEAR AFTER YEAR"
'Draco!'
"BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,"
'Argh!'
"AND I KNOW THAT YOU"
'What?'
"WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,"
'I would?'
"IF I TOLD YOU TODAY, 'HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!' (BUT I'M NOT GAY.) I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU."
'High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...'
"SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS?"
'Draco, that's GROSS'
"No it's not! IF YOU WERE GAY I'D SHOUT HOORAY!"
'I am not listening!'
"AND HERE I'D STAY,"
'La la la la la!'
"BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY."
'Aaaah!'
"YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY, TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY, YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY, AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA, YOU'RE GAY!"
'BUT I'M NOT GAY!'
"If you were gay."
'Argh!'
Draco had ended in a split and a few days later Ron moved in with Harry just to make Draco happy, because it proved that they were both gay.
A/N Hope you liked my lil song and dance thing anyways bye!