Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly, but I do own Josh.
Author's note: This is a just a one, since I'm having brain freeze on my other two stories, so this will take my mind off of it. This fic takes place in the future, since I like future fics, thoughts and flash backs are in italics. So yeah on with the fic.
Stupid girls Josh Benson thought as he walked into his house after a long day of school. The blond furiously threw his backpack on the ground. What did I ever do to her! He trudged into the living room, where his dad was working on his laptop. "Dad, can I ask you something?" Josh asked
"What?" Freddie answered only half paying attention to his son.
"I'm having some girl trouble, and I was wondering if you could give me some advice" Josh replied nervously
Freddie lifted his head up from his laptop "Sure, tell about the girl"
"It's two girls actually"
"Fine tell me about them"
"Ok the first one's name is Cam, and she's gorgeous" Josh began "She has long flowing red hair, emerald green eyes, she always smell like strawberries, she has freckles across the bridge of her nose, and when she laughs she crinkles it."
"And you think she's flawless?" He asked
"Yep she can even tap dance!"
"Does she like you?"
"Yes….well no"
"Aw, well I had a similar problem when I was your age"
"Really?!"
"Yeah"
"Would you mind telling me about her"
"Sure, her name was Carly and she was my definition of perfect. She had wavy dark hair, deep brown eyes, an angel face. She was sweet, caring, and classy, the complete opposite of her best friend."
"She sounds great, did you ever go out with her?"
"Um…no"
"Why not, you joke about a 'ladies man back in the day'"
"Yeah but I liked Carly way back in the day. I was kinda stalkerish toward her back then"
"Did she give you a restraining order?!" Josh asked with excitement.
"No, I didn't get restraining order"
"Oh" Josh said disappointedly
"Why do you want me to have a restraining order?"
"Because it would be cool, I can go 'Oh yeah well my dad has a restraining order, what now?!'"
"I see"
"Anyway tell me how you were a stalker"
"Well…."
"Freddie, can ask you something?" Carly asked as she sat looking at the iCarly website on her laptop.
"Sure what?" He replied as he put his camera down
"Why did you photoshop me and your 'future children' and put them on your blog"
Because I well…um..well… inquiring minds wanted to know." He stammered out
"You photshoped what you thought your kids would look like?" Josh said alittle weirded out
"Yes, I had a lot of time on my hands when I was thirteen"
"Did they look anything like me"
"Well let's see your blond, and blue eyed, I have brown hair and brown eyes, Carly also had that eye/hair combination. So yeah I so thought that one of my kids should be blond" Freddie said sarcastically
"Sheesh, you don't have to be so sarcastic. Anyway anything else obsessive you did?"
"Well I said I would push her crush down an elevator shaft, and I implied I'd kill her first husband"
"Dad you had serious problems"
"I know"
"So what happened with this Carly?"
"Well we're still friends, you've met her before. She lives in New York now I think. But we still talk on the phone sometimes"
"Oh so any advice for me and Cam?"
"Yeah don't stalk her"
"I knew that, it's common knowledge. I mean who wants to date their stalker?"
"I heard of one actor who did"
"Oh well, I think he may have lost his marbles"
"Maybe, but anyway I tell me about girl number two"
"Well she'll take longer, her name is Erica and I HATE her!" Josh exclaimed
Author's note: I'm changing this to a two shot, since I decided it'll be a chapter for each girl, that and I don't have time to type it all tonight, since I have homework to finish. But I have the majority of the next part written so it'll be up sometime tomorrow. The next part will be longer, since there's more to talk about with girl two than with girl one. So R&R!