And now, live from St

And now, live from St. Louis, we proudly present the first-ever…

STEPHIES!!

We at the Stephies have undertaken the sacred task of awarding the best (and worst) moments in the works of Stephenie Meyer. The categories and nominees will be time-released; the only way to choose the winners is for you, the reader, to vote in your review! Get ready; the fate of this fic rests in your hands!

Remember, each category winner will have a parody chapter dedicated solely to dramatizing it (kinda like those clip montages at the Oscars), so choose wisely! I'm only releasing one category at a time—that way, everyone who wants to vote will have a chance to. After the last category is released, I'll start to announce the winners (and include the parodies, of course)!

AND THE FIRST CATEGORY IS…

Worst sudden character turn-around

A. Jacob in Breaking Dawn

-The werewolf's famous character change came when he, without reason or warning, suddenly imprinted on Renesmee, Bella's poorly named half-human vampling. Suddenly, he is positively chummy with his vampire now-no-longer-competition. This is a character turnaround if ever I've seen one!

B. Kyle in The Host

-He hates Souls the entire book. Hate hate hates them. Tries to kill Wanda in the book…multiple times. Thinks they're monsters because they have taken over the body of his love. But then…he falls in love with the Soul who has taken over the body of his love. Then he decides Wanda is his best friend. This is what we at the Stephies call a "WTF?! Moment."

C. Rosalie in Breaking Dawn

-"I hate you, Bella. I hate you because you are a stupid, whiny, imperceptive and weak bitch who doesn't know a good thing when she sees it." That is Rosalie's general attitude toward Bella for the first three books. Then, all of the sudden: "OMG you're having a baby? SISTER!!" If you weren't scratching your head, you weren't paying enough attention.

D. Alice in Breaking Dawn

-She left. Without telling them why. Or when or if she'd be back. Or that there was hope. And then she left Bella the means to angst herself to death for the next three chapters. Is this the Alice I've come to know and love?

There's your first category. Vote, vote, vote!