Majora telling a story
Majora: "Hey guys, do you want to hear a story?"
Vio: "What kind?"
Majora: "How me and Fierce Deity (Oni) meet."
Blue: "No."
Majora: "Please!"
Nayru: "Ok."
Oni: "I'm not listening."
Majora: "Why?"
Oni: "Cause everything you say is a lie."
Majora: "Not ALL the time, maybe."
Farore: "Might as well listen to it, it will pass time."
Majora: "Exactly!"
Vio: "LIE! It seems like it passes time but it really is only taking a few minutes away from your day."
Din: "I want to leave."
Green: "Why? Is it because you have no cell phone service."
Din: "Shut up!"
Blue: "Nice Green!"*high-five green*
Red: "I got her phone!"
Din: "Give it back!*get up*
Red: "Vio catch!" *throw phone*
Vio: "Huh, ow!*rub head*
Blue: "Are you deaf!"
Vio: "no."*look at phone*
Green: "Then run!"
Din: "Got you!"*turn Vio upside down*
Vio: *Scream*
Oni: "DIN!"
Din: "Yes."
Oni: "Let go of him."
Din: *grab phone and drop Vio* "Ok."
Zelda: "GUYS!"
Blue: "What?"
Zelda: "Listen to the story!"
Majora: "Long time ago."
Green: "Do we have to start that far."
Majora: "Yes, Long time ago."
Blue: "We already heard this part."
Majora: "Long time ago."
Green: "I wish I said no to the story."
Majora: "Long time ago."
Red: "uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh."
Oni: "If you keep making noises he'll keep saying that line."
Din: "Ok."
Majora: "Long time ago, I mean long time ago."
Nayru: "Hurry up."
Majora: "Ok. Long time- just kidding.
The story
Majora: "Hey, sir."
Villager: "What do you want?"
Majora: "Do you know where the demon child is?"
Villager: "Yes."
Majora: "Where!"
Villager: "Out of town, heading to a place called Termina."
Majora: "Ok."
3 Days Later
Majora: "Hey you, do you know where I am?"
Oni: *turn around*
Majora: "ONI!"
Oni: "Who are you?"
Majora: "Majora."
Oni: "Why did you come to find me?"
Majora: "It's a long story."