All was dark. I barely moved, even though I had unlimited mobility. The seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, and decades somehow ticked off in my head. I moved my lips in a small, pathetic smile when my spawnday ticked off every time. Time seemed to never end. I was 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11...

Twelve. The moment I turned it, somebody talked.

"Wake up. You're free of that dreaded place. I hated it when I was a child like you in there."

"Who are you? Where am I? Who am I? Where was that place?" I blurted out. Questions were exploding in my head.

"You may call me Notch. You're in the wonderful game of Minecraft. Your name is Pinkee2000. That place has no name," Notch swiftly replied.

"Thanks. How did I get here?" I asked, looking around. There were buttons. I wondered what would happen if I pushed one...

"The day you were spawned, a human was born. There is a human for every Minecraftian. She found this world, and has bought access to you. You are now free. Don't even think about it," Notch barked, noticing my attention for the buttons. "You'll learn about those soon." I sat down. "Now, she has access to only the clone of you. Maddie will have no control over the real you.

"Maddie?" I asked. Is that my human? What a dumb name...

"Yes, she is your human, and her name is just fine," Notch glared, reading my thoughts. "Now, as I was saying, Maddie has no control over you. You are now free of your purgatory, thanks to her. But to some, Minecraftia is worse. The monsters there are overflowing, and I need all hands on deck for them to finally be punished. Here are the names and descriptions of all:

"There are the zombies, the spawn of the dumb, the skeletons, the ones who are like the zombies, but only touched a bow and had all their remaining flesh disintegrate, the spiders, foul beasts who worship the skeletons, the creepers, to my experience, are like lizard humanoids that are science projects gone wrong, silverfish, small, rock-dwelling bugs whom attack and screech for help if their block is destroyed, and the endermen. Only one look at their purple, glowing eyes, and they will rage like nothing else. Only pumpkins will grant access to their eyes without madness, remember this. Also, the way they teleport is their bag of ender pearls. Most of them get smashed, so it'll only be likely that you'll only get one or two.

"The underworld, or the Nether, is also chock full of monsters. You get to the nether by making a 3 block high, 2 wide portal. The monsters there are also of evil. There are zombie pigmen, where pigs (I'll talk about them later) and zombies collide in the Overworld and get teleported to the Nether, picking up golden swords and like silverfish, calling for help when attacked. There are also sometimes skeletons, but more likely you'll see the Wither Skeletons, by which only one hit of their swords will your body start to decay away and soon be nothing but dust, Gasts, huge, ghostly spirits whom throw fireballs, and are very sad all the time, and will often drop their tears to use for potions, and blazes, the fiery spirits whom like gasts, throw fire at you.

"Don't be scared, as there are peaceful mobs, like chickens, pigs, and cows. All will provide food, but there are other choices that you may enjoy. There are also sheep, who provide wool for beds to skip the night, squids, who really have nothing to do but provide ink to write books, and villagers, Emerald-loving folks that will trade goods. They all will help you.

"Don't worry, i'm almost done," Notch sighed, finally noticing my bored nature. "There are more to talk about, like wolves and ocelots, which tames, may be dogs and cats."

I looked up. Pets? I did my 13th smile. "Well, that caught your attention," Notch smirked. "Anyways, if you feed enough bones to wolves, they will become dogs, and will fight for you. You can feed them with any meat to heal them. Be careful though, with one strike, they will lash out at you and probably eat your intestines." I shuddered and Notch laughed. "Ocelots, on the other hand, are shy creatures. Approach them with raw fish, and sneak to them. A few would probably become your cat.

"Now, that's all the normal mobs in Minecraft. There are 2 bosses, both of them I only know their names: the Enderdragon and Wither. They are very powerful, so I suggest not to go around laughing at them, as they are gods like me.

"Yes, i'm a god," Notch sighed exasperated while I gaped at him. "There are only 4 known, and i'm not telling you if there are any more, and the 3rd god, he is lost in the overworld. You may see him, but be warned. I don't have control over what he does.

"Now, I have to go have this talk to other newbies like you. I'll set up a world." Notch walked over and pressed Singleplayer, create world, set the difficulty to Easy, and named it 'Good luck'. "Have fun."

"But-" I started, and suddenly, there was a rush of color. I didn't know what was happening, and I felt really, really weird. Then, I fainted.

I will post another chapter soon. Thanks for reading so far! :)