This is an Animaniac fanfiction. I am using the Animaniacs without permission, but make no claim of ownership because they are not my creation.
WHAT DO YOUR THINK?
"Hey Doc," said Yakko, "why did you want to see this tent pole again?"
"Temple Yakko," corrected Dr. Scratch N' Sniff. "We are going to see a temple."
"What's a temple?" asked Wakko.
"It's a holy building," said Dr. Scratch N' Sniff.
"Who wants a building full of holes?" asked Dot.
Dr. Scratch N' Sniff attempted to explain the concept to the Warners and keep his sanity at the same time. He'd almost succeeded in the first by the time they got there.
"Now," said the doctor, "we're going to a thought session. We'll be hearing the people there ask philosophical questions."
"If I saw someone filling his socks full of something cold I'd ask questions too," said Yakoo.
"Philosophical questions," said Dr. Scratch N' Sniff. The Warners looked at him. "Weird questions that confuse a lot of people."
"Why didn't you say so in the first place?" asked Dot as they were admitted into the temple.
"How come everyone's wearing hoods?" asked Wakko. "They shouldn't be embarrassed about their looks."
"Never mind. Just follow me," said Dr. Scratch N' Sniff. He didn't want to try to explain anything else.
They stood on a scaffold above a group of men and women sitting in a circle. Dr. Scratch N' Sniff asked the Warners to be quiet (he should have known better don't you think?) and listen.
"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" asked one man.
"If a tree falls and no one is near, does it make a sound?" asked another.
"When an unstoppable force meets and immovable object, what occurs?" asked a woman.
"Hey guys," called Wakko, causing Dr. Scratch N' Sniff to slap his own forehead, "I've got one. If Pinky and the Brain took over the world, what would they do at night?"
When Dr. Scratch N' Sniff came to from slamming his head against the wall he was told that Wakko had been appointed to a very high position in the temple. The monks wondered why this caused him to faint.