The "Urge"
Cast:
Judge: Lady Une (colonel, as in, BAD aka, EVIL)
Counselor (herbal chick): Trieze
Big buff shirtless hair washer dudes: Wufei and Millardo (Zechs)
Jury fighting to maintain sanity: Duo, Quatre, Heero, Trowa, Mira, Katrina, Noin, and Sally
Old lady in all of the Herbal Essences commercials who seems infatuated with body wash: Dorothy
Court room crowd: Anonymous characters 1-20, who seem to steal the voices of the jurors.
Scene set in a court room. Treize seems to be babbling to himself, and a very distraught judge is trying desperately to make him confess his point
Une: "Counselor, I urge you to continue."
Treize: "Urge. Urge?" singing to the kooky Herbal Essences song "I've got the urge!"
Wufei and Zechs: Busting through the door to the court roomsinging to the herbal song "He's got the urge, to herbal!"
Echo HERBAL!
Scene changes to daydream background as jury exchanges strange glances
Zechs pulls off his helmet and shakes his hair muttering "yes" with herbal dramaticness
Wufei and Millardo: singing as they wash Treize's hair "Herbal in the shower! For another half and hour!"
Jury stares in disbelief
Whole court room, minus the Jury: singing "He's got the urge!
Wufei and Millardo: singing "Natural botanicals!"
Whole court room, again, minus the Jury: singing"He's got the urge, to herbal!"
Echo "HERBAL!"
Wufei and Millardo: singing "Herbal in the shower!
Scene cuts back to reality
Une: slamming the mallet on her desk "Order, ORDER!"
Jury collectively sweat-drops
Shirtless Wufei and Millardo scurry out of room after grabbing helmet
Dorothy: looking at Millardo's ass and receiving interesting thoughts "I hope those boys come back for the body wash!"
Jury is seen quickly scuttling out the doors and windows for their lives and sanity