A Morning With Titus
~A Senpai McFreely Novel~
It was a bright sunny morning and Craig had just slipped into a bubble bath. As he was about to touch himself a wild titus appeared! "OHHHH NOOOOOO" Craig shouted with his hand in between his legs. He panicked and threw the closest objects next to him, a bottle of lube and a tissue box. Titus was almost knocked out but it wasn't enough! Titus picked up the items, turned to the corner, and began to furiously masturbate. Craig was confused and asked Titus out on a date. Titus slowly turned around, and with a streak of white across his face he replies "Yes, but this is my swamp now." They shared a romantic dinner at Red Lobster, came home, and both jumped into a bubblebath. Craig deeply looks into Titus's eyes and says "Are you gay?" Titus has a look of confusion and shouts "WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT GAY!"
They broke up because Titus was so offened at the outrageous question. That was the end of Titus' and Craig's love life.
Da End
~A Senpai McFreely Novel~