Title: "Photo Frames"
Pairing: Huddy (as always)! ;)
Author: hornswoggle953
Rating: T? I think so.
Summary: House messes up with Cuddy's photos.
Disclaimer: I dream about it every night, but it doesn't work, they'll never be mine.
A/N: And my fifth fic in English goes to me, just because it's my birthday. :)
Hope you like it!
"Huh?"
"What the hell did you do with my photo frames?"
"Cuddy! How are you in this lovely evening?"
"House, what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do. With. My. Photo. Frames?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I don't know, I just came home after work and all my photos were replaced by pictures of you in your underwear."
"Not all of them."
"Oh, sorry, I forgot about the one with my ass on it."
"Didn't you like that one? Just so you know it was very hard to take it without you noticing me."
"When did you take it?"
"Last week when you were bending over at the nurse's station talking to nurse Rita."
"Her name is Roberta, House."
"Whatever. Anyway, I had to wait until you were really distracted to take it, but I got two of them. The other one is in my nightstand. And I was going to take one of the twins, but you walked away right on time."
"Why did you do it?'
"I just wanted to give you a birthday present."
"And my birthday present is pictures of you in your underwear?"
"Exactly. Didn't you like them?"
"Oh no, I loved them. That's why I'm preparing the fire to burn them right now."
"You can't burn them! I took them with so much love."
"I can see that by your look on the third one."
"Which one is the third one?"
"The one with you trying to do a sexy face."
"But I like this one!"
"Well, I hate it."
"You're not fun."
"You are a jerk."
"Guess we are even."
"I guess we are."
"..."
"House?"
"What?"
"Where are my photos?"
"Dunno."
"Of course you do. Tell me."
"Seriously, I don't know. I think you'll have to look the whole house for them."
"Tell me where they are."
"I'm not telling you. But if you want I can come over to your place and help you looking for them."
"House."
"And I can even take a few more pictures of your ass, since you didn't like the first one."
"House."
"And then I can take the opportunity and take a picture of the twins, so they won't be jealous of your ass."
"House."
"And you can help me improving my sexy face."
"House."
"It's gonna be so much fun!"
"HOUSE!"
"What now, Cuddles?"
"Hurry up before I change my mind."
"Seriously?"
"Yes."
"I'm on my way."
"Already?"
"It's our little tradition, Cuddy. I was already dressed up when I picked up the phone."
"OK, so get your ass over here."
"Stop being so bossy."
"Stop being so slow. I'm gonna change my mind."
"Fine, I'm going."
"See you in a few minutes, Greg."
"See you in a few minutes, Lisa."
"Bye."
"Ah, Lisa!"
"What?"
"Happy birthday."
FIM
A/N: What do you think? I want to know your opinion, so review. ;D