IZZY IZZY IZZY, OI OI OI!
By PinkScyther


DISCLAIMER: I don't own Izzy, France, China or the mullet haircut. I own Roy but that's all.

This is a short and stupid poem I made to annoy Pikachu13. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! And guess what? It's my very first non-Pokémon fic. It's also my first Digimon one. Woooooooooooooooow... NB: I hold nothing against Izzy; I'm not dissing him.
Started: 22-2-02

Izzy can sing
Izzy can dance
Izzy went to China
Izzy went to France
When he was in China
Izzy ate bok choy

Izzy Izzy Izzy
Oi oi oi!

Izzy was still hungry
Izzy was starved
Izzy had a barbecue
In his backyard
His house caught fire
His house went up in smoke
They didn't have insurance
'Cuz Izzy's family is broke
Izzy shot the insurance guy
The guy's name was Roy

Izzy Izzy Izzy
Oi oi oi!

Izzy went to Roy's body
Izzy stole his wallet
Izzy went to the hairdresser
And got his hair cut in a mullet
When his parents saw it
The cracked a huge psyke
Izzy got real scared
And ran away on his bike
Izzy ran away from home
Izzy's a naughty boy

Izzy Izzy Izzy
OI! OI! OI!


THE END

Thankyou, thankyou! This must be my greatest work to date! By the way, "Izzy Izzy Izzy, oi oi oi!" was a private joke between me and Pikachu13. Of course, every time I said it she kicked me, but that's a small price to pay for the look on her face! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Finished: 22-2-02