"I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad I'm your friend, Darkstripe!" Fireheart screamed as he bounded across the meadows.
"Ugh. I have no such hope for you into becoming evil now." Darkstripe muttered under his breath.
"Good, but I hope you still have hope for your face. It's getting real ugly." Fireheart replied.
"I used to have photographic memory!" Fireheart meowed.
"Really?" Darkstripe for once, looked shocked.
"I never really got it developed."
*facepalm*
" When I get naked in the shower in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on!" Fireheart repeated to Darkstripe.
"Stop it with the lame puns! Shut up!" Darkstripe looked almost angry now.
Fireheart saw Darkstripe talking to Tigerclaw near some bushes. He saw those two getting closer and closer, until...
"Stop it with the gay movements, cum on guys!"
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around, thats what it's all about!" Sang Fireheart in the middle of a gathering.
" SHUT-UP!" Cats yowled.
On the next gathering...
" Hey guys," Fireheart screeched, " it was hard getting over my hokey pokey addiction, but I've managed to turn myself around!"
*Facepalm*
"HEY DARKSTRIPE GUESS WHAT FOUND ITS AMAZING OMG GOSH YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT."
"What?"
"HELL YEAH I FOUND INTERNET CONNECTION IN THIS TREE, NOW I CAN LIKE GO ON CATBOOK, INSTAPREY, AND HOTCATMAIL."
"Okay?"
Next few days...
"Darkstripe, I'm in love with the wifi!" Fireheart said.
"What?"
"I'm not kidding, I feel like we have a deep connection."