Holy Crap...They're Coming This Way!!!!

By Golden-i

Authors note: This is a Zelda poem about
when link was a kid, walking across Hyrule
field.

As I walk across the field
That's a hundred miles long
I use my imagination
to see Zelda in a thong.

It becomes night
and the stallkids come out
but they run away quickly
at the sound of my shout.

It was not a shout of bravery,
but this is what I say,
"Holy crap, watch out,
THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY!!!!!"