Hi! I'm Olivia Lester and I hate James Sirius Potter!
I despise him! Every inch of his being makes me want to rip my hair out and die. He's just so frustrating! Not to mention he's a complete bloody pig! Argh! Every time I see his face, I want to throw up. I mean, not that it's particularly unattractive, or anything… Alright, who am I bloody kidding? He's probably the hottest guy in the Sixth Year at Hogwarts! I'm not stupid, though. I'm not the type to fall for a guy just because he's good-looking - I do take looks into account, though, of course!
Okay, enough of that. You're probably wondering, why the bloody hell do I despise Potter so much? He's the son of the most famous man in the entire wizarding world! He's attractive! He's wealthy! He's single! Well - just because he's always single, it doesn't mean that he never gets around...and he does, trust me. If he was a girl, I'd call him a slag (actually, now that I think about it, I have done that before...Oh, well.).
I hate him because he drives me crazy! I can't believe how many girls throw themselves at him, sometimes I consider posting a notice on the bulletin board:
ATTENTION EVERYONE!
It has been recently discovered that James Sirius Potter is NOT God! I know it may be hard to believe, but he actually ISN'T better than anyone else, and does NOT deserve to be treated DIFFERENTLY! What news, huh, folks?
YOU ACTUALLY DO NOT HAVE TO WORSHIP THE GROUND HE WALKS ON!
OR KISS THAT SPOT ON THE GROUND THAT HE FELL AND BROKE HIS ARM ON DURING A MATCH OF QUIDDITCH! (I'm talking to YOU, Julia Herrick!)
Again, I actually have done that before… And oh, was Julia pissed! We laughed about that for ages!
Now, there's one more thing I should tell you…
My best friend is named Rose Weasley…
And Potter is her cousin.