Author's Note

If you think that Edward and Jacob will just be like, "ZOMG GET IN MY BELLAY!"
You're wrong. This also won't be an imprinting story, because that never really seemed like true love to me. I'd rather have them fall in love on their own. Heh. Please excuse my spelling and grammar errors; I'm pretty good at spelling, but my grammar sucks. This story just popped into my head a little while ago, so, yeah. R&R. Please don't flame, I'm sensitive. If you do review, could you give me some constructive criticism? Okay, I'm rambling on, enjoy the story. c: (Rated T for safety.)

When I finally came to, I couldn't feel anything. My head was pounding, and I could feel something sticky on my body. I tried to open my eyes, but I couldn't do anything. To be frank, I was pissed. I was tired, cold, and I hadn't the slightest clue as to where I was. I couldn't help it, though, as a small whimper fell from my lips as I heard somebody chuckling.

"Well, Jake, I have to say, you've been a good little whore for me,"

Oh yeah. Driving. Kidnapping. Rape.

Well fuck.

"So what do you wanna do now? Do you want to have some more fun?" When I opened my eyes, I growled in anger. I knew it wasn't Edward in front of me, but it sure as hell looked like him. I started shaking, and I wanted to phase, but I didn't.

"What the fuck? Who are you?" I asked bitterly. He laughed a little, and then sat on my chest. I squirmed under the touch - he was freezing - while he leaned over me.

"I'm Riley. Pleased to meet you," I felt his breath in my face, and I tried to lean away. He smelt terrible, too sweet. I growled.

"Aw, Jakey, don't be that way!" He pretended to pout before leaning down and licking my neck. I shivered in delight against my will. I tried to lift my hand to punch his pretty little mouth, but I couldn't move my arm. Shocked, I shifted to find out that he had tied my arms to the post. I was tied to a fucking post. I started shaking again, and this time i felt fur burst through my skin. Riley jumped off of me quickly, shocked.

"Oh, my, Bella didn't tell me about this. I guess I'll have to..." I felt my heart snag. I tilted my head. Bella? My Bella? I snarled in anger and jumped at him. I pinned him down, and he just laughed.

"Oh. Did you not know about Bella, puppy?" He pushed me off of him with a flick of his wrist. What the hell? I felt weak at that moment, and I'm pretty sure I would have been pouting if I was human.

"Well. Edward divorced her 'cause he likes you, and you're pretty uptight, so I have a hard time believing that, but whatever. She wants you to fall in love, blah blah, so she can have him again, so she called me. I got a little carried away, though, hehe!" Riley sighed happily and touched his chest, eyeing me. I snorted and leaped for him again, but as soon as we made contact everything went black.

* * *

"Jake? Jake? Are you okay?" I opened my eyes and covered my nose. God it smelt terrible. I looked over to see Alice standing over me. I smiled a little.

"Hey, hon. You smell bad. Could you throw on some perfume next time?" I laughed even as she smacked me, which made me laugh harder. Alice was Edward's sister, and my best friend. After Bella left Alice and Jasper came back. I hated vampires, but Alice was... well, she was cool.

"Shut up." She pouted for a moment before smiling again. "Did you hear that Edward and Bella are coming back to Forks? Maybe we can all..." She trailed away as she saw my face. I'm pretty sure that I looked pissed. I growled at her.

"You expect me to go running back to Bella? No. Alice, she hurt me. She chose... him over me. I'm not gonna forgive her." I sat up and looked away. Alice just smiled.

"You do realize that you aren't fooling me, right?"

"What are you talking about?"

"You're gay. Do you even remember telling me?" I turned red and looked away. I never told her that.

"No, I'm not." Alice sighed and twirled - yes, she fucking twirled - over to me. She sat down and leaned against me, pushing her fingers through my hair. Then I remembered what Riley had said last night. I shook in anger as I thought about him, but tried to keep myself under control.

"Alice. Edward and Bella are divorced." She turned to look at me, confused.

"N.. what? They are? Oh finally!" Her eyes lit up. She hated Bella, she told me, and she only pretended to like her for Edward's sake.

"Maybe he'll ask you out! Ohhh, he promised he would!" I slapped her upside the head which earned me a pout, and it made my hand hurt. I hmph'd at her.

"Oh come on Jakey! I like you much more than Bella." She giggled and I groaned. I threw a pillow at her head and turned over. That's when I realized that I was in Edward's room. The scent was stale, but it was still him.

"Why does Edward have a bed?" She giggled.

"I got it for you."

"Alice..." I didn't get to finish my sentence, because we heard the door open. There, glaring at me, was Edward.

Well shit.

Yay? Nay? Rawr? c;
I rewrote this. I do like this better than the first take.
Sorry for the shortness! D: