So there I was, sitting at the dinner table eating beef stew with rice (mmm...) when I randomly began thinking about the Men in Black.
And when one thinks about the Men in Black, one thinks about aliens.
And when I thought about aliens, I thought about Kyouya whose birthday is on May 5 (tanjoubi omedetou Kyou-chan!).
I don't know what connection Kyouya has with aliens (my mind is just... random...) but then my muse knocked upon the inside of my head and asked me in an excited voice:
"Wouldn't it be cool (and rather kinky) if Kyou-chan was an alien and he came to Earth to find a mate because of some reason and the mate he chose was Tsuna?"
And then I say back. "Hell yes! That's a great idea!" while smiling widely and laughing a bit and causing my brother and our housekeeper's daughter (who eats with us all the time) to look at me strangely (it happens all the time, don't worry).
Unfortunately, my brain is too packed for me to write such a story, so I am issuing the challenge to anyone who has enough balls to accept it.
Here are the... uh... conditions.
Kyouya has to be a humanoid alien, meaning no grotesque alien forms. He can have extra appendages (tentacles [which makes for tentacle sex XD] wings, a tail, horns, etc.) or be the color blue, but he still has to look like Kyouya.
He can have powers.
It is up to you if you want Tsuna to be the Vongola heir or just regular Dame-Tsuna.
No girly-Tsuna who pouts and has "big shining eyes of puppy-dog-ness" and whines all the time. Even if you make Tsuna gay, don't make him into a damn girl because he's still a damn man!
I want Kyouya's parents to be shown. No abusing, overbearing parents, so they both have to be kind (in one way or another).
Mpreg is optional (though I'd very much like it because there's not enough of it here).
Somewhere along the way, Kyouya has to be caught listening to the song, Barbie Girl (something left over from my Hitman Dares... and something completely random, LOL! XD).
It may be a oneshot or multi-chapter or whatnot.
The reason behind Kyouya finding an Earth-mate instead of choosing someone from his own planet (wherever the hell it is) is completely up to you. Just make sure that it is a believable reason.
Oh, and concerning intercourse... yeah, I think I'll leave that up to you... (:D)
Well, I guess that's enough conditions... for now...
And remember, if you're going to take up the challenge, let me know. I want to read it. After all, I issued the damn challenge. Don't be damn rude...
Have any questions? Review this story or pm me!
Accept the challenge? Review this story (not really a story, actually...) or pm me!
Done reading? Then review the damn story or pm me already!
Ja ne! (:D)