Do a Little Dance.
Summary: Just some random stupidity I wrote after listening to the radio.
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Not the song and unfortunately not Sasuke either….
Naruto stomped up the walkway of the Uchiha manor going over the various ways in which he planned to maim the boy within. He and Sasuke were supposed to be working on a video project at Sakura's apartment… or rather Sasuke was supposed to be lookout while Naruto put a camera in Sakura's house but the Uchiha had never shown up.
"When I get a hold of him…" Naruto was about to kick down the door when he heard music.
'…ame place, same time…'
Naruto strained to hear the song… and find where it was coming from. Odds were that Sasuke would be nearby. So he followed the sound of the music to the place where it was loudest. Naruto landed on a branch outside Sasuke's room… and stared.
"…"
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight'
On the list of things Naruto expected to see… Sasuke in a miniskirt and see-through top hadn't made the cut. Without putting much thought into it, he took the camcorder from his pocket and pressed record.
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Naruto twitched slightly at the sight before him. Sasuke started stripping as he thrust his hips in rhythm to the music, revealing a bra and what looked like… a thong.
"Baby . . ." he moaned along with the song.
Sasuke was now singing along but stopped dancing momentarily to pick up a small photograph. Naruto strained to see it… he could see a lot of orange but…
His foot slipped in the tree and Sasuke turned towards the window. Oh this was going straight to the fan girls. Or at least it would have if he hadn't recognized the picture.
"…"
"…"
Naruto fled the scene with the presence of mind to take the camera with him. When he finally got over the fact that Sasuke was stripping to a picture of him, he'd edit it and sell the damn thing for $5 a copy. But until then…
"Oh god my eyes!"
Back with Sasuke:
"Oi Sakura, you happy now? I think we may have traumatized him for life".
He pulled back on his clothes, turned off the radio and looked towards his closet. Sakura came out wiping her nose with a red handkerchief.
"Naruto? Oh right! Yeah, that'll teach him to spy on me". She then attempted to run out of the room.
"Sakura" Sasuke said warningly.
"Oh alright… she went in her pocket and returned the two pairs of boxers she'd snagged.
"And?" she grudgingly handed Sasuke her hidden instant camera before turning to leave.
'I'll just go see Naru-'
"I sabotaged his tape earlier so don't even think about it".
"Damn you!" Sakura then took off from the compound hoping that Ino would take her word for it.
Sasuke made sure that everyone was gone before turning back on the radio and beginning to dance again. Who said it was just an act?