So I was eating popcorn in the world beyond the fourth wall when I got a call. It went something like this:

"Hello?"

"Is this JC?"

"...Who the hell are you?"

"That doesn't matter. Listen."

"Yeah?"

"You know My Immortal?"

"I'm not reviewing that."

"That's not what I'm asking you. Ebony Way has escaped the Mary Sue Rehabilitation Centre and is creating more Mary Sues!"

"That's horrible, but... what do you want me to do?"

"I need you to take them down."

"How am I supposed to do that?"

"I'm sending you the first fic they managed to create: 'Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh From God'."

"Isn't that the one with the extremely anti-gay female "Christian" protagonist?"

"Yes, and I need you to review it so you can weaken the protagonist's power."

"How does that work?"

"I am also enclosing directions to my secret headquarters. Good luck!"

So now I need to find my way to some creep's secret HQ while reading this... well, just wish me good luck.

I don't own SSB or (thank God) this fic. What I do own, however, are my own thoughts, which will be in bold.

Let's go!

Hi my name is Sara (not Palin unfortanetly) and im a 13 yearold girl who loves America and God and the Constantution so i librul soshalistwho likes barrack obama (I DO) than LEAVE NAO (NO! I must defeat you! Unfortunately...) and go back too getting wefare for noting and trying to turn every1 into gay athists also I lik video games like supper smash bras (Supper Smash Bras: The new dinnertime fighting game for the sexually frustrated!) and otters even thou im a gril (my mom sad id turn a les if I play video game (The f*ck kinda mother do you have?) but I put pics of jaykob from twilit and juston beber in my room so idont (That won't help. That will just make it worse)).

CHAP 1: MISSON FORM GOD

I was in my seance class one dat when my librul teacher mr jonson was talkin about evilusion. (Haha I geddit because evil illusions HAHAHA I didn't laugh.

Not even once.)

"an tat is why humins came form monkees and their is no god" he said. (I feel like I should say this now; I am a Christian. I am also a gay rights supporter. Therefore I SHALL HOLD NO PUNCHES.)

(Also, what is a humin and where is this Monkees they all come from? Is is on the corner of Terebithia Lane and Bullcrap Boulevard?)

I razed my han.d ERROR: han.d is not responding. Press to fix this.

F*ck this Sh*t I'm Out

"yes Sara" he said.

"if humin came from monkees why r their still monks"

my teacher had no anser for that except for the obvious "Because they're completely different things, you dolt" so he give me a ditention and an f on my test.

"hahaha!" he sad "you Christens wil be defeet on day! (Which day? Monday? Day 16? Green Day?) athests alreedy rule dis cuntry becuz of obama car (Well, I doubt Obama endorses this car seeing as he is a CHRISTIAN) and son Sex Change Counter: 1 all Christens will goto deaf panells!(Why specifically deaf ones? And what are the panels for anyway?)"

just then the door toteh science room opened and God walked in. he was waring (Ware is not a verb) a rob and had a bread like he allways does (Holy Communion, I assume).

"mr jonson ur gong too HELL!"

"no cuz u arnt reel" mr jonson said. (HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?)

"lol ur a moran" God said and he stroked mr jonson with lighting and mr jonson ded.

(...

THIS ISN'T GOD. I don't care what this... thing says, THIS ISN'T GOD. God does not go around smiting people just because they're not Christians. THIS is a man who spiked Sara's drink with Ebony Darkness and made her hallucinate before dragging her into this alternate universe.)

"yay!" said all the Christens in the class.

"boo!" said the Heatrans (It wasn't very effective.) so "God" stroked all them to except the one I caught in my Pokeball of Safety.

"ok now I nead too talk too Sara "God" said. "so everbuddy else leave." (I want an Everbuddy!)

"ok" my classmates left the room.

"Sara Osborne ive bean watching u for sum time," he sad, "this world isnt the only on I mad." (So this guy is mad on multiple world... um, worlds?)

"for real" I ask.

"yea do u no about video games." (Considering she has class alongside Heatrans...)

"yea I play them with my bro and Lauren" (my bro is my brother and Lauren is my BFF forever and shes a PCC (Pretty Consertative Christen) (Not ULTRA Conservative? FOR SHAME) like me to)

"well they are real because when u play the nother unevirse I made" (...What? What happens?)

"cool God" I hi fived "God".

"ok but theres treble (All about that base, 'bout that base...). Satan found out about this and now hes in Nentendo World. Only u can stop him b4 he dose evil stuff their." (What kind of evil stuff? Is is like your fanfic?)

"oh no."

"right this is the hardest thing u ever done even harder than ur math test last month. God thing i'm God and I can give u cool powers and stuff."

So not God gave me some power and I fell to sleep. When I woke up I was outside of the Smosh Manshon! Then they saw me and kicked me into some strange alternate universe Smash Mansion separated from the normal one...

Alright, I think we're here! See ya next chapter!