Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, now don't torture me any more!

AN: I am not Japanese, so if I used some of the terms wrong, please let me know.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE

Sasuke Uchiha hated birthdays. He thought they were pointless and annoying, especially his own. Pointless because it didn't do anything to help his goal of killing his brother. Annoying because of the hundreds of gifts he got from his fan girls.

Unfortunately for him today was his birthday. His seventeenth actually.

After waking up the first thing he noticed was that his entry hallway was full of gifts, which is quite an achievement considering he lived in a mansion. Well almost a mansion. Anyway, he hated all the gifts he received because every year since he graduated from the Ninja Academy he has only wanted two things, one of which was Itachi's head on a platter. To this day he hasn't gotten either thing.

He approached the bridge where Sakura and Naruto were waiting.

And fighting. With fists, and as usual there was no Kakashi.

As he came closer he heard what they were fighting about.

"I will be the first to give Sasuke-kun his gift!" Sakura screamed as she hit Naruto in the face with a right hook.

"Why would he like yours? You're just another fan girl to give him a useless gift that he'll hate." He said as he punched back. Sakura fell to the ground with the power of the punch. Naruto then imitated the Rock Lee good guy pose and said, "Besides, I know he'll like mine better."

Sasuke sweatdropped. They were fighting over him? That was a first. He quickly recomposed himself so that when they did notice him, they wouldn't see beyond his uncaring attitude. And he noted that Kakashi still wasn't there.

Sakura growled in her throat and then exclaimed, "You are so annoying Naruto!" She started to take another swing at him when she noticed Sasuke watching. "Oh! Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto whipped his head around, "H-H-Hey te-teme," he stuttered out.

Sasuke answered with his usual "Hn."

After a very pregnant silence, Naruto and Sakura started to talk at the same time.

"Sasuke-kun" "Hey teme!"

They glared at each other and then screamed at the same time: "Happy Birthday!"

"So Sasuke-kun, here is my present,"

"No the teme will get mine first,"

"No way he'll like anything from you. You don't even have one with you!"

"Trust me, what I do have he'll like. "

After a few more minutes of this and still no Kakashi, Sasuke finally said, "Guys! Shut up!"

Naruto and Sakura stopped their bickering, turned to look at Sasuke and blinked.

"I'll open Sakura's first because it seems like she actually brought me something."

Sakura's face lit up at this, as she handed Sasuke a medium sized box, but Naruto smirked. He knew his was way better than Sakura's.

Sasuke carefully opened the beautifully wrapped gift, and peered inside knowing it was some useless training tool that he already a million of. He wasn't disappointed. It was an exotically decorated kunai knife. This wasn't for battle but for display, so Sakura did put some thought into the gift, even if she was a fan girl.

Sasuke muttered a thank you and put aside looking pointedly at Naruto. His smirk turned to an all out grin. As he came up and whispered softly in Sasuke's ear.

"Hey teme, I know how to get the fan girls to leave you alone." He noted Sasuke's lack of response, and then drew back and started to walk away.

"How do you suggest to do that?" he heard Sasuke call behind him. He grinned, turned around and then strode up to Sasuke.

"Like this," he said as he pressed his lips against Sasuke's for less than two seconds. Sasuke stood rigid with shock, and Sakura was petrified. Naruto pulled back, and looked Sasuke straight in the eye. "Happy Birthday Sasuke," he said. Sasuke for the second time that day had to recompose himself. He then smirked, and in a lighting quick move, wrapped his arms around the shorter boy's waist and kissed him back. He then picked him up bridal style to carry him back to his mansion.

During all of this, none of them noticed Kakashi pop in. He looked at his present for Sasuke, the latest Icha-Icha book, and thought maybe he should wait until tomorrow. He left thinking about new ways to seduce Iruka.

Sasuke grinned as he looked into Naruto's eyes. He finally got one of the gifts he had wanted. Sasuke Uchiha still hated birthday's, but maybe this one wasn't so bad.

Me: So there. My Happy Birthday present to my favourite Uchiha.

Sasuke: Why didn't you give me Itachi's head on a platter. And you are two days late! (gives trademark Uchiha glare)

Me: Uhh… I was…uhh…Busy! In fact I was on vacation. (avoids kunai) But I did set up my Sasuke shrine first thing in the morning of your birthday.

Sasuke: Hn. But what about Itachi?

Naruto: Don't forget, teme, you got me as well. That was your other wish.

Sasuke: Oh yeah.

Me: Besides, you want to kill Itachi yourself.

Sasuke: True.

Me: Now why don't you both go snog somewhere and leave me alone to tell the nice readers to watch for my other stories that will be coming sometime. (Watches Sasuke and Naruto run to Sasuke's house) OK. Now this was my first fanfic under this name, my other account got deleted for some reason, but those stories sucked, so I am not gonna reload them. Anyway I am currently writing some more slash that involves our favourite ninja, so be looking for them.