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Chapter 1

Len POV

Everyday is such a hassle. It's not that it's difficult it's just that it's straight out boring and dull. It's always the same. Get up, go to school, get flirted to, go home, get a ton of calls and messages from girls I don't even remember giving my phone number to(my contact list is already overflowing with girls' numbers), and go to bed. To most people popularity is the hardest thing to achieve in life, but in my case it's like stealing candy from a baby.

Not only is life boring but it's too simple. It's really easy to have a girl to fall in love with me. Just smile and say she's cute. I can pretty much get around with anything, everything. At home I live by myself, so there's no one to bug me. At school nobody bullies me and if they do then they'll get shunned, so I don't have to care about them. I also have some good buddies who also admire me and follows every order I give them. All the market ladies gives me discounts immediately when I compliment them. Not only is life easy, I'm gifted with too many talents. One of those talents is a smart brain. I can ace any test without studying. Good looks and good genes are part of the package. I don't have to worry about what I wear, what I look like, and what I do. All of the cash that my parents had was passed to me. I have a handful of money in my account since now they'll be gone from this world forever.

As for my voice, it's like the sound of an angel. I don't have to train to sing. My figure is slim but masculine, working out wasn't(and still isn't) necessary. I'm also very athletic. My vision is 20/20. No need to worry about my eyes. I have a great memory and can remember all the way to my 2nd birthday. My hearing is sharp enough to hear the noise of mice squeaking across the entire noisy classroom. I've already mastered a ton of instruments, have a black belt in karate, and beat every single nerd in school at any form of academic examination. Many schools have wanted me to join and I turned them all down. My immune system is so healthy that I haven't been sick for 3 years. What am I not good at? Nothing. That's right. NOTHING! I'm the definition of perfect. The "Living God". A perfect undefeatable living God. No one, and I do mean no one, will beat me or surpass me under any circumstances.


My stupid blue alarm clock went off. Its ear killing sound rings in my head like a gong smashing right onto my forehead. I grab it and throw it across the room. The room is quiet. Well that makes it shut up. Daily schedule: #1 check. My phone turns on and flashes a huge ugly word. Monday.

Oh yes, Monday. The worst day of the whole entire week. Monday, what does that stand for in my world? Most. Obnoxious. Nuisance. Day. At-no-I-mean-in. Yolo(Your Own Life and-so On) What's worse than a Monday? A new girl transferring to our school on a Monday. The news spread like wildfire last week. Many people were saying that she was as beautiful as an angel, and some were saying she has the weight of a sumo wrestler. I heard a few guys say that she's the daughter of a party animal drunkard and a high school drop out who kisses a Naruto poster while listening to "music for the soul". Dream on kids, dream on. I don't really care what those rumors say. All I care is that if that girl sits next to me I swear I'll march into the Teacher's Office, look at my teacher right in the eye, and nab at him until he swaps that new girl with another person who won't be as annoying or better yet put her in another class.

I hastily pull on my uniform and run downstairs to the first floor into the kitchen. I open the door to the food pantry to find something for breakfast. Two boxes of cereal, strawberry pop tarts, loaf of bread, bagels, donuts, jam, peanut butter, Nutella, pancake mix, cinnamon rolls, muffins, and many more. I sigh as I think of the first breakfast food: bread and jam. I pull out a slice from the loaf, grab a butter knife, uncap the apricot jam, spread it all over, and throw the knife into the sink(a perfect throw from a perfect person). I quickly shovel it down as I walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I take a quick glance at the clock as I rush to the entrance. I grab my bag and phone and pull on my shoes.

After a short distance walk, I arrived at the train station. People hustle all over with their foreheads beading of sweat. Crammy, humid, sweaty, and smelly. That's exactly one of the reasons why I hate early mornings. People push me into the train hurriedly as if it's the end of the world. But anyways it's 2012 and the Mayans said that the world is going to end this year. Well the Earth is going to prove you wrong Mayans! The train speeds up and hairy adults bump into me. It's only 1 minute, it's only 1 minute. Heck yeah right, it takes an eon just to get to school. You freaking slow poke train.


Daily schedule: #2 check. I opened my shoe looker and put my indoor shoes on.

A group of girls passes by and squeals, "Good morning Len-kun! You look handsome as always! Kyaaa!"

I flashed a smile at them "Good morning ladies. You guys look as flushed as always. Do you always over apply blush in the morning?" My smile turned from innocent to evil. They squealed again.

"Hahaha! Silly Len! You're so harsh as always." They giggle and blush even more than they originally did.

No matter how harsh I am they just squeal and giggle... like little hamsters. Little hamsters on their little happy spinning wheel in their little cage of prison. I waved good bye and they ran to who-knows-where. Daily schedule: #3 check. The door slides open to class 8-2. Chatter corrupts once I stepped into the room. I slump into my seat and look out the window. Lucky me that I have a window seat in the far back.

The teacher came in and slapped his hand against the desk. "Quiet everyone. Those who dare to talk furthermore will see me at the teacher's office."

Everyone hushed. I hear the clock slowly ticking. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, ti- okay I swear that teacher is trying to kill our patience while he has the chance in this dead silence. His eyes scan the room. His face wrinkled by old age bursts into a smile.

"Today a new student will be joining our class." he pauses. Wow he had to take a million years just to say that. He continues,"You must respect the transfer student and welcome her. Come in."

A glimpse of blonde hair caught my attention. A short, well not as short, girl stepped into the room. Now something must be wrong with this person because she didn't give off any feminine feeling. Flat chested, no curves, and just plain weird. Her hair is too short, her skirt is too long, and the sweater she's wearing doesn't fit her at all. Those creepy ice blue eyes of hers freeze the whole entire class to the bone. Along with the fact that she's a girl which means another fan will be chasing after me screaming "Lenny!" or "Len-kyun!" I shiver.

"I'm Kagamine Rin. I'll be in your care this year." She spoke in a loud, sharp, and kind of high voice.

Her face seems emotionless, probably the hard-as-a-rock type, putting aside her childish body. What a weird name. Kagamine Rin. She just had to have the same surname as me. Just great. Couldn't get worse. I look up at the teacher and the girl and see those creepy eyes staring at me menacingly. I glare back at her.

"Kagamine Rin. You will be sitting in the empty seat next to Kagamine Len." the teacher pointed at me.

I take that back. It just got worse. Why do I have to be the only one with an empty seat? Oh yeah. There use to be a guy there but I accidentally sent him to the hospital. He immediately transferred to a different school after he was let out. Well, it's not my fault. He was the one with the guts to bug me for all the girls' numbers in my contact list. If he didn't bug me then he might probably still be here and that girl will be in a different class. I scanned the classroom and saw a ton of girls whispering and a ton of guys half glaring at me and quickly turned around when I noticed them.

I leaned against the back of my chair and yawned silently. A long shadow casts over me. I lift my head up into those creepy eyes of the transfer student.

"I'm Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Len. We surprisingly have the same surname. I'll be sitting next to you this semester." Her sharp voice rang out again.

I propped my chin on my hand and used my make-any-girl-fall-head-over-heels-for-me smile. I don't know how many types of smiles I have but I think this is the 10th one.

"Hey Rin. Nice to meet you. You know you look really cute. I'm sure lots of guys are already crushing on you." Rin shifted a little, but she didn't blush.

The affect should probably be kicking in pretty soon. All of a sudden Rin smugged an evil grin.

"Hmm? And are you one of those guys crushing on me? Nice try but that flirtatious smile doesn't work on me Mr. Kagamine. What a dork." the new girl said the last sentence loud and clear so the whole class can hear.

Oh, she really had to do that. The little brat calling me a dork! How dare she called the Living God a dork! My heavenly body fills with rage. I'll plan a revenge on her and show her that she can't mess with the Living God! I glare back at her with all my fury behind it.


How was Chapter 1? Ah, so many more chapters and editing ahead of me. Oh well. See you in chapter 2!

-YumeHoshi32