Once upon a time there was a dozen donuts, and Eponine was very hungry as you can see she was starving. She shoved one donut after the other one two three four five six seven eight nine aahhhhhhh what's that in her donut a roach.
The roach was squealing with terror as Eponine swallowed the roach's antina on accident and his eyes were Swirlie and confused!
The roach pulled out his phone and called 91roach. But apparently Eponine had bitted off the cellular antina as well! He crawled out as Eponine grabbed him by his arm and screamed in his face. Roach pee sprayed everywhere! Oh and it was not yellow!
Eponine's idog started dancing! That means I'm late for the meeting she thought and ran out the door! Don't ask me why she had an alarm for when she was late but she just did.
As soon as she floated inside the cafe the roach escaped and started pooping a line of poop but nobody noticed except Eponine! And it pooped every step it took! It looked like tiny baby rasins were everywhere!
Enjolras walked inside in his onesy red and black footy pajamas that had the feet cut off and slipped on the roach poop! Sooooo many poops he screamed out!
Grantaire sees Enjolras and starts taking pictures of the fearless leader wallering in roach poop!
Little did Grantaire know he was sinking in roach poop like quick sand! Yaaaaaaarrrrr !
Eponine thinks fast and starts crawling around looking for her pet roach! Meanwhile Marius had a fly swatted and was chasing the roach around the room!
All the sudden wack Marius had fallen right as the roach craweled up marius's trousers and he was looking like a fool!
But Enjolras was the real fool he was crying by now about the poop saying COMBEFERRE GET ME SOME BUG TRAPS!
Yet Marius still looking like a fool got up and Combeferre came and shoved traps down Marius's pants and he screamed... Of course!
Roach died in Marius gassy pants Ponine eats a pie with a rat in it rat becomes her new friend and then once she saw that the rat was in the pie she looked up with a farty smirk on her face THE END!
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