Chapter One
Suprise Potty
Opening: Yubaba wakes up, to go to the bathroom....she sits toward the toilet, and falls into murky brown water...(Trust me, it gets worse). Yubaba lets out a loud, Old Lady scream. Haku awakes, and finds himself soiled. (Told you it got worse!). The frog wakes up to wet bed sheets.(OH, it gets MUCH WORSE!)
-----------------------------For those of you with weak stomachs, stop reading NOW!-------------------------------
Haku: Oh, my jammys are full of poo! Thats disgusting! Yet, it keeps me warm! ^_^ Now, what was that ominous yelling? Let me go see.....
Yubaba: HEY! Who left the dookie in the toilet!? Looks like someone missed! Haku, get down here this instant!
-----------Yubaba lifts her fat butt off the potty, and reaches for her constipation medicine-----------
Frog: Dude, looks like I got my own personal waterfall in my PJ's! Dude, thats mondo cool!
Haku: Yes, Yubaba?
-------------Haku lets out a high pitched girly scream--------------
Haku: What the #@%^!
Haku: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON...PLEASE!
Yubaba: Well, im not the one who missed...ya doof!
Haku: I am NOT a doof, ya foo!
------------Haku passes gas, and his jammys get a little bit heavier (if ya know what I mean)-------------
Frog: Ok....lets make it a cascade, dude!
-------------Frog trys really hard to go peepee, but fails miserably(Sang Sage Says: Just like my dog!)-------------
Yubaba: My butt is now dyed brown, ya dumbo! What will the bathhouse guests think?
Haku: Well, all ya gotta do, is flush the darn thing!
-------------Haku flushes it...it makes a loud groan, and overflows-----------
Yubaba: Now we gotta clean the poop tank....ya fruitcake!
Haku: Wasnt me.....
Yubaba: Then, who was it?
-----------Frog walks in, both Yubaba, and Haku, stare at frog knowingly------------------
Frog: Wow! Is that potty full of the brown beyond!? Dude, we could start a chocolate twinkie franchise!
Yubaba: Great idea!
Haku: (Jiggling his belly like santa clause) I dont know...im startin to gain a few pounds.....
END CHAPTER
A/N: Should I increase the rating to PG-13? This is my first fic, so no flames please (be nice for once!)
If you found yourself offended by it, no one said you HAD to read it!
-Thank you
Elmo, Shady Sang Sage, and (ahem) Monkey Boy.
Suprise Potty
Opening: Yubaba wakes up, to go to the bathroom....she sits toward the toilet, and falls into murky brown water...(Trust me, it gets worse). Yubaba lets out a loud, Old Lady scream. Haku awakes, and finds himself soiled. (Told you it got worse!). The frog wakes up to wet bed sheets.(OH, it gets MUCH WORSE!)
-----------------------------For those of you with weak stomachs, stop reading NOW!-------------------------------
Haku: Oh, my jammys are full of poo! Thats disgusting! Yet, it keeps me warm! ^_^ Now, what was that ominous yelling? Let me go see.....
Yubaba: HEY! Who left the dookie in the toilet!? Looks like someone missed! Haku, get down here this instant!
-----------Yubaba lifts her fat butt off the potty, and reaches for her constipation medicine-----------
Frog: Dude, looks like I got my own personal waterfall in my PJ's! Dude, thats mondo cool!
Haku: Yes, Yubaba?
-------------Haku lets out a high pitched girly scream--------------
Haku: What the #@%^!
Haku: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON...PLEASE!
Yubaba: Well, im not the one who missed...ya doof!
Haku: I am NOT a doof, ya foo!
------------Haku passes gas, and his jammys get a little bit heavier (if ya know what I mean)-------------
Frog: Ok....lets make it a cascade, dude!
-------------Frog trys really hard to go peepee, but fails miserably(Sang Sage Says: Just like my dog!)-------------
Yubaba: My butt is now dyed brown, ya dumbo! What will the bathhouse guests think?
Haku: Well, all ya gotta do, is flush the darn thing!
-------------Haku flushes it...it makes a loud groan, and overflows-----------
Yubaba: Now we gotta clean the poop tank....ya fruitcake!
Haku: Wasnt me.....
Yubaba: Then, who was it?
-----------Frog walks in, both Yubaba, and Haku, stare at frog knowingly------------------
Frog: Wow! Is that potty full of the brown beyond!? Dude, we could start a chocolate twinkie franchise!
Yubaba: Great idea!
Haku: (Jiggling his belly like santa clause) I dont know...im startin to gain a few pounds.....
END CHAPTER
A/N: Should I increase the rating to PG-13? This is my first fic, so no flames please (be nice for once!)
If you found yourself offended by it, no one said you HAD to read it!
-Thank you
Elmo, Shady Sang Sage, and (ahem) Monkey Boy.