Space Cadet's Notes: This is something I did for fun at about 1:30 in the morning on a school night. My friends Kori, Weredragon, and I all read the Black Cat manga (as of now, I'm the farthest. Heehee). I envisioned a funny conversation between the three of us and decided to put it up. Just to be clear, THIS NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE. It's made up of random quotes that happened over the course of several conversations I've had with them.
Also, I'm marking this "discussion" as "in progress" because, chances are, more funny conversations will come up and I'll want to post more jokes. Most likely there are more chapters to come (I have no idea when, though).
Key:
Rainy Me (Space Cadet)
Weredragon Weredragon
Kori Kori
--Jump, etc.-- A movement
Speak, etc. A spoken word
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Discussion
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Rainy: Hi-hi!
Weredragon: Yo.
Kori: Hi!
Rainy: Hey Weredragon, how far have you gotten in the books?
Weredragon: I've finished two.
Rainy: Who's your favorite character?
Weredragon: Eve! SHE'S SO CUTE!
Rainy: I know! She's so-oooo adorable!
Weredragon and Rainy: --Gushing about how cute she is--
Kori: --Rolls her eyes-- Pfft.
Weredragon: Remember in the character profiles when the author said that he was going to make Eve eleven?
Rainy: Yeah, but I think she looks older and acts younger.
Weredragon: I think she should be nine.
Rainy: Nine? Why?
Weredragon: BECAUSE SHE'S SO CUTE!
Weredragon and Rainy: --Gushing about how cute she is…again--
Kori: Stupid fangirls.
Rainy: It's so hard to choose a favorite character, but as of now, I like Sven. He's cool. I just wish he didn't smoke so much.
Weredragon: Yeah. What about you, Kori?
Kori: I don't have one. --Does a small dance randomly--
Weredragon: Why not?
Kori: Because it's a sign of weakness, FOOL!
Rainy: It's a sign of weakness to have a favorite character?
Kori: Yeah! --Dances again--
Rainy: Why?
Kori: You can't have a favorite character! It shows weakness and it's stupid.
Rainy: --Giggling-- Whatever you say.
Weredragon: Is there an anime?
Rainy: Yeah, and it's pretty cool.
Kori: --Stops dancing and makes a disgusted face--
Rainy: Kori doesn't like it, though. --Giggles--
Kori: They RUINED it! Ruined!
Rainy: Here we go again. Heh.
Kori: They skewered the most important information and totally rearranged everything! Sven was supposed to be Train's partner when it began! SKEWERED!
Rainy:I agree. The anime did completely mangle the manga. Pretty much the only similarity is the characters are the same. It's like they took them out and then shitted on the story.
Kori: SKEWERED! --Stabs the air with her finger--
Weredragon: Okay, so I won't watch it.
Rainy: Nah, don't do that. Just because it's different doesn't mean it's not good. Personally, I like it.
Kori: But…But…THEY SKEWERED IT!
Rainy: Okay, that's been established.
Kori: SKEWERED! --Pokes Rainy repeatedly--
Rainy: Hey, hey, hey! It's a free country! I can like it if I want to!
Kori: SKEWERED! --Grabs Rainy's schoolbooks and runs away--
Rainy: HEY! GET BACK HERE! Weredragon, help! --Chases after Kori--
Weredragon: --Shrugs and picks up volume three-- I can't let them stay ahead of me…