AN:WEEEEEEEEEEE!Its late,and im VERY bored,so im gonna write a fic,yay!tonight,i'll be poking fun at 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose',you know that cool comedy?c'mon,its on dvd?yes?no?but who gives a shit,whether you know(or dont)it wont effect your viewing,i mean,reading pleasure.so,here's my title folks:

'The Exorcism of Stuart Tusspot'

here's my disclaimer:

Disclaimer:I don't own it!

And to start my story,the actual title thing,

The Excorism of Stuart Tusspot ------which is not remotly scary :)

Chap1(dur,and there seems to be a problem with my typeing system,so dont get annoyed with mistakes thanks)

It was 2:45 a.m,the time when young(okay early twenties)Stuart Tusspot,a.k.a 2D woke up from his deep slumber,with a pain in his belly.

"I gots a pain in me belly!"the blue haired singer yelled out into the cold night to himself,the dumbass he is.Realising after 5 minutes that nobody was about to help(nor care)him with his dilemma,2D got up walked through the carpark,and whatever else he would pass,to the kitchen.Once there,he took one of the few clean glasses out of th cabinet,and filled it up with tap water.After takeing a sip,the soon to be scared shit singer looked at the clock,which read 2:53 now.He poured the rest down the sink,and walked back to his room.The clock now read 2:58.(remember this people,remember this!or not)He crawled back in bed and closed his eyes,ready to get some sleep.After two minutes he was awoken by the smell of rotten eggs!(ooooooo,spooky)The brit got up slowly.He began walking around his room searching for the cause of such a nasty(yeah its nasty)stench.He soon realized though,that he was the cause,from farting.Alarm gone he went back to bed.Once back in, a heavy and I mean HEAVY weight started...eh wieghing his whole mattress down.

"Oh my gawd!"he screamed,scared shit."Someones tryin' to fuck me!"He then proceded to scream his heart out,scared shit.

(Now,a cool scene switch,please add wooshing sound effects)

Murdoc's Winne

Satanist bassist,Murdoc Niccals,awoke from his drunkened sleep with a jolt.A piercing sound was going right through his head.After putting his head together,it only took a few seconds to realise it was 2D.He reconized it from all the times 2D had a nightmare.Murdoc new EXACTLY what to do in this kind of situation.He stuck his head out of his trailer,like car thing(that I know has a name).

"SHUT YOUR FACKIN' MOUTH,YOU GOOD FOR NUTHIN' PIECE O' SHIT!"He then slamed his door shut and went back to his sleepy time.Sadly,the noise did not siese.

"Dirty rotten son of a bitch."he muttered to himself,walking out into the carpark,and into 2D's room,ready to give the singer a beating of a lifetime(don't worry,another 12 will take place agian :D)

(WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH)

2D's room

2D was pinned down to his bed,scared shit,screaming his head off,when his favorite person in the world came in,Santa!Naaaw,just kiddin,it was Murdoc.He looked shocked down at the scene.

"What the bloody hell is happenin'!"it was more of a statement than a question.

"Murdoc,Murdoc!"the Sonic the Hedgehog haired singer shrieked."An invisible groupie is tryin' to fuck me!"

Murdoc scowled."Don' be rediculus dullard!"He then picked up the lamp on 2D's night stand,and threw it at the invisble force.It bounced the heavy thing,and it the wieght lifted.2D panted,shakey but no loner scared shit.

"Oh,oh thanky-"he began to say,but Murdoc punched him in the face.

"Never bother me again dullard,NEVER!"he then walked out backed to sleepy time.2D sat up on the edge of his bed and decided he was better up just staying awake for the few hours left of the night.

8:30 a.m in the kitchen

Noodle was hopping around the kitchen,being all perky and adorable and such,makeing breakfast. Russel sat at the table,reading a newspaper,when he was joined by a groggy looking 2D.The tired man sat down and put his head in his arms.

"Hallo,and good morning 2Dsan!"Noodle said perkily."Cheer up,it is a beautiful day!"She was wrong.It still looked like nighttime outside,with all the rain and fog,with no visible sunlight whats so ever.

"Would you like your eggs scrambled?"

2D smiled at the girl who knew him so well."Yes please."

"Toast almost burnt to a crisp?"

"Of course love."

Noodle smiled and continued to looked up from his paper.

"Man,wassa matter,bad night?"the african american man inquired.( ------- a fancy word right there!I should get an award!)

"Yeah",2D answered,"had like,the wierdest hillusination ever!Like someone SUPER heavy was tryin' to have her way wit me."he said as Noodle put their plates in front of them,Russel's a huge mound.

"Well don't worry 'D,you'll get over it."comforted the drummer.

"Yeah I kn-"he said(began)looking at his plate,mainly the toast in horror."Do you see tha'!"he asked urgently to his band mates pointing at the toast.

"Yes."Noodle said."It's some toast on your plate."

"No,no!"2D said alarmed."The face,the face!That face wierd face,can't you see it!"

"Man,are you drunk?"Russel asked."Theres no face."Noodle huffed.

"Look,if you don't like how I cook-"

"No Noodle!I love your cookin',just not when there's a freaky face on it is all."He stood up."I can't take it!"he yelled,and ran outside.

Noodle sighed."I guess we gotta bring him to the doctor again,huh?"

Outside,in the rain

2D ran barefoot in the rain.He ran screaming down the hill,seeing the creepy face everywhere.He ran past the gets and down the road screaming.

On the same road

Two cops had parked their car to snack on some Dunkin' Donuts (if they have that in London)They looked out the window to see a blue haired man running and screaming down the road.

"Hey Bill,"said the first one,"isn't that the wierd guy with no eyes from that Gorillaz band?"

"Sure is Erny."said the second."Guess we should bring him back to the studios?"

"Yup,here we go again."

Now a bit farther down the same road.

2D was minding his own bussiness,running and screaming like a fool,when he heard cop sirens being played.He stopped short.

"Oy!"he said with a smile and excitment in his voice."It's the icecream man!"He than turned around,and got hit head on by the cop car.

Back at Kong Studios

The door bell rang.After a few second with no answer,it rang again.

"I'm comein' ,I'm comeing!Bloody wankers."muttered Murdoc's gruffy voice.He opened the door to see the police.This did not fase him one bit.

"Whaddayoowan'? ------yes all one word!the supposedly zombie bassist asked impateintly.

"Mr.Niccals,this is the 8th time in the past three months."the cop Bill informed.

"Doe's this man,"Erny asked,"belong to you?"He pointed to a bandaged head 2D who just waved at Murdoc like a moron.

"Yeah,yeah give 'em 'ere."he said grabbing 2D by th collar,and pulling him in."Thank's officers"he said,slamming the door in the face.

Murdoc just looked at the unblinking 2D and shook his head.He then began putting his coat on.

"Noodle,Russ,put yer coats on!"he called."We's gonna bring 2D to the doctor."

AN:What will the doctors say?What was 2D seeing in his toast?You'll find out next time I guess.So,REVIEW,REVIEW,REVIEW!

P.S.YES I was bored :)