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The twins were bored. Nothing was happening on Berk. Most people would be happy to have a little break from all the drama, but not them, oh no, the only thing practically keeping them alive was all the drama and destruction that kept happening in the last few months. "We need to do something." Tuffnut said, hanging upside down from a tree branch in the forest. "We could go yak-tipping." Ruffnut said, sitting on a rock, squashing a couple of bugs between her fingers.
"No, Chief said if we do, he'll ask Mom to put us on house arrest."
Ruff nodded in understanding. The last thing they wanted was to be even more bored stuck indoors [Hey! I'm a poet!]. "Scare the ghost out of Chickenlegs?" Ruff suggested. Tuff shook his head. "Ooh. Dizzy," He commented before continuing. "No. Hiccup will just give us a telling off." Ruff groaned at the thought. Hiccup's telling off's were SO BORING. Speaking of Hiccup... "Scare the ghost out of Hiccup?"
Tuffnut looked at his sister as if she were insane. Well, more insane than she is. "No! 'Cause then Hiccup AND Astrid will give us telling off, and THEN Astrid will chop our heads off."
Ruffnut snicked. "And she says he's not her boyfriend." Tuffnut snicked too. So much so, that snot came shooting out of his nose. Ruff looked on in amazement and disgust. "Wow. That's gross AND awesome."
Tuff stared at the green ooze dripping from his nose in a daze. "Yeah... It's so beautiful I wanna cry." He sniffed and wiped his eye, smearing the snot around his face in the process.
"Eww. Okay, that's getting a bit too much, even for me." Ruffnut said, looking away. Tuffnut wiped his nose with the hem of his top and jumped down from the branch. "Okay, back to business because we are VERY busy... Uh... doing... argh! Think... No don't think, thinking hurts. Uh... Help your older brother here?"
"Pfff... Older brother... by 5 minutes!" Ruff scoffed. "And you're so stupid that you can't remember anything that happened 10 seconds ago! We were thinking about what to do because we're so bored, duh!"
"Oh yeah... I remember now, we were thinking about - wait, did you just say that or was that my imaginary friend?" Tuffnut said, confused. Ruffnut groaned. "See, you're the dumbest dummy I've ever met."
"Yeah? Well at least I'm not the ugliest person I've ever met." Tuffnut jeered back. Ruff waved her hand in dismissal. "Just carry on with the business already."
"Oh right," Tuff cleared his throat. "All of your ideas are trash, and my ideas are way better. So we need to do something awesome, something totally cool, something -"
"Daring?" Ruffnut suggested casually. Tuffnut stopped. The siblings looked at each other. "Dare Game!" They exclaimed in union.
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Very early the next morning, so early that the sun hadn't risen yet, the twins set to work. The plan was easy. Get up early, fill a couple of buckets of water, go to Snotlout's house, wait for him to wake up, throw the water on him, get him to chase them to the edge of the forest, trap him in the net they had ready, and don't let him go until he agrees to take part in the Extreme Version of their old favorite, The Dare Game. Simple. The twins got up and walked downstairs quietly, past their parent's room where some suspicious noises were leaking through the wood of their door, and into the kitchen to get some buckets. They then went outside to the Jorgenson house, via the well to fill the buckets. They sat outside the front door and waited. And waited. And as it turned out, waiting was a very boring thing. Half an hour later, and after nearly being spotted by Hiccup and Toothless leaving for their morning flight, Snotlout appeared, scratching his butt and yawning. Usually, the first thing Snotlout wanted to do in the morning was go for a much needed pee, but this morning, the first thing he wanted to do was strangle the twins. After giving a loud "AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!" he went, stomping and dripping wet, to find those mutton heads and teach them a lesson.
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"That was so totally cool!" Ruffnut exclaimed, running towards the edge of the forest.
"It was better than so totally cool, that was awesome!" Tuffnut corrected her. They reached the edge of the forest and they stopped right where the net was. "He should be here any minute!" Ruffnut said with glee. The twins grinned wickedly and grabbed hold of the net. Sure enough, a few moments later they heard footsteps and angry grumbling. Closer, closer, closer... They saw a flash of someone's boots walking by and they threw the net over them.
"What in Thor's name are you doing!?" Uh oh. That wasn't Snotlout's voice. Not unless Snotlout was a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes and walked round with an axe draped over his shoulders (*wolf whistle*). "Sorry Astrid! We thought out were Snotlout!" The twins tried to explain, but Astrid was having none of it. "Never in my life have I met such moronic, stupid idiots as you two!" She growled, throwing the net of herself.
"Look, we're really sorry, we thought you were Snotlout, honest!" They tried to explain again. Astrid shook her head.
"Nope, not believing you. If you really wanted to trap Snotlout, he was over by the docks, and that's on the other side of the island. So obviously, you didn't want to trap him." Oh. Maybe they should've checked he was following them instead of just assuming. Aand maybe they should run now; Astrid's looking like a raging bull. And maybe they need new brains. Next time Trader Johan comes, they should ask him if he has any brains. Maybe an octopus's. Apparently octopuses are very intelligent. Yeah... Good idea.
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Did you guys like it? If you guys have got any ideas for dares please send them in, I could really use them! And remember this fanfic is rated K+ so please be considerate to younger readers! And again, please review! ~CraziLexa ;P
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