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The Dark Mark Eats Harry Potter
Little does anyone know that Harry Potter was eaten by the Dark Mark. Harry was silently and innocently standing there minding his own business, eating a cookie.
Suddenly – the Dark Mark.
"Oh man," Harry thought. "This is the last thing I need. I mean, here I am eating a cookie, and standing in line for the bathroom… and there's the dark mark…"
The Dark Mark chortled (a strange word for laughed). "Oh, Harry," it said as it giggled while trying to look menacing and not spit on the snake in its mouth. "That's where I was a few years ago. But the bathroom line was so long, I became a dark mark."
Harry glanced up suspiciously. "How did you manage that?"
The Dark Mark looked slightly contemplative. "I don't know." It admitted after a while. "It just kind of did. But you know, I'd hate for the same thing to happen to you. It honestly sucks to be a dark mark. Everyone hates you without knowing you. They judge you and think you are bad. They don't even realize that the snake in my mouth is really just my best friend, Elham."
"That must really be a sad way to live." Harry said, trying to sound sympathetic, but really just wishing the bathroom line would hurry up.
The Dark Mark was suddenly livid. "Who are you calling sad! I'm cool. No matter what. The only reason I'm on the Dark side is because they actually accept me for who I am!"
"This isn't Star Wars, bucko," Harry retorted sassily. "There is no Dark side. Dark lord, yes. Dark side, no."
"Harry! I thought you of all people would understand and embrace me. But no. You are a hater like all the rest of them." The Dark Mark yelled this with passion, trying to hide the fact he is actually quite sensitive and on the brink of tears.
Harry simply looked away, and in doing this accidentally dropped his cookie. "Look what you made me do!" he screamed and threw the broken, dirty cookie at the Dark Mark.
"I never did ANYTHING to you! But you did things to me! You are the meanest ever!" with that angry statement, the Dark Mark swallowed Harry Potter whole.
THE END