Hallo! Okay here it is. My RoChu fic. This may include some LietBel, and the tiniest hint of FrUk and SuFin. No I am not a homophobe (or however the hell you spell it)! I love writing Normal FrUk and SuFin. I just thought this was a cute idea to do pairings since Russia is NEVER the girl or uke. same with America and Sweden, but those I understand. Russia, come on! He's like a little kid. And his life long dream involves being surrounded by sunflowers! He can be kind of a girl sometimes. Also, Fem! China, Japan, finland are all kind of boring. So, here we go. I hope you like it. This will be in chapters, but only like, four. This will not be like defiance. I don't own hetalia.

~Kolko

Small yellow slippers on small bear feet treaded the ground very fast. There was heavy panting. Behind the awkward yellow slippers there was a pair of sandals following closely behind. The feet that filled the sandals were even smaller than the ones running ahead.

"Onii-chan–"

"Shh! I'm sorry Japan... i can not... carry you aru. My arms... are already... full... with your other... siblings," said China. He finally stopped for a minute. He was huffing, yet he did not have a spare arm to lean against a tree. Hong Kong was in one arm, clutching to him tightly. Korea was in the other loosely dangling. China's arm was around the little boy's rib age. Macau was loosely dangling from his back, gripping for his life to Taiwan, who was on his shoulders. Japan, who was half the size of China, was also catching his breath. "Japan, please take Macau," he asked. Japan took the young boy. Korea shifted positions. He was now clutching tightly to China's side. The other hand was clutching his chest. They began running again. Sometime later, Japan began to grow tired.

"Yao-onii-chan! I am... getting tired," breathed Japan. China looked at him with sympathy.

"I am sorry Chrysanthemum, you will have to run a bit longer aru," he said.

"But Yao-nii, it hurts!" he gasped.

"Please… push through it… he is… right behind us… aru," he panted. A figure with two long braids was chasing them. Japan was unfortunately beginning to slow down. China then turned around. He unloaded all the children. "Run. Just run aru. Stay together. Try to go for the bamboo forest. Please don't stop running aru," he commanded. They nodded and ran. He turned around and ran for Japan. Japan had tripped and fallen behind. He dashed for him, but the shadowy figure got him first. It dragged him away.

"ONII-CHAN! Save me! onii-chan!" Japan cried. Macau tumbled off Japan's back and ran to China.

"Japan! Nooooooo!" China screamed.

China woke up. A piece of paper was stuck to his forehead with sweat. He snapped back to his senses. He must have dosed off at his desk. He took the paper off his forehead. He remembered. The wedding. the engagement. He threw the invitation to the ground with disgust. His brother was marrying THAT idiot! "Why? Just when I thought we were finally accepting each other as brothers, she comes into the equation and messes things up aru! I hate her! She ruined our friendship and now she wants me to cater for her wedding?! Fat chance aru!" He sighed. "I am getting too stressed out about this aru. I should be happy for them. I never thought Japan would ever date aru!" He laughed to himself. "I should take a walk aru," he said.

"Go away!" Russia screamed. She was hiding behind her door in her bedroom. "I will never forgive you!"

"Sis! He was hitting on you," said Belarus.

"He was only waving to me!" she yelled, "there was no need to stab him! Just go away!"

"… Fine! But tomorrow, I will be back! I want you to be my date for America's wedding," he said. She heard him leave. Russia couldn't take it anymore. She had to get away from him. He was driving her crazy! She started throwing things into a bag. She then heard the door open.

"Miss? Is everything alright?" asked her servant. Russia turned around.

"Lithuania, can you keep a secret?" Russia asked.

"Miss, I can delay the truth, but it is physically impossible for me to lie. You know that," she replied.

"Lithuania, I am going to leave for a little while. I don't know where I am going, but I can't stand my brother anymore," she said, "Please look after him and make sure he doesn't get into trouble." She nodded.

"I will try Miss,"she promised. Russia then jumped out the window and escaped.

The next day…

"Sister! Sister! Where are you?" Belarus called, "America is my friend. Please, I don't want to let her down." He eventually searched the whole entire house. "Sestra?! Sestra?" he called. He then saw Lithuania sweeping the kitchen and humming. He grabbed her by the collar. "YOU!" he growled, "Where is my sister?!" Lithuania bit her lip. Sh*t! What do I do now?! Come on! Try lying, she thought.

"She left for some place unidentified!" she said. I suck. He looked at her skeptically. He loosened his grip.

"You look like you are telling the truth. And I know you are incapable of lying to me," he said, "Do you have any idea where she might have run off?"

"She said she didn't even know herself," she replied, "I am actually getting worried."

"Hmmm... You are like a little information box, aren't you," he said, "I am going to look for her. And you're coming with me!"

"What!?" she squeaked. She then just sighed and decided to keep her mouth shut. Why am I always dragged into these things?!

A week later...

China was taking a walk in a park up north. He felt it was getting too hot and polluted by his home. It was beautiful. The sun was shining, the sky was blue-grey, the air was full of less pollution than usual, there was hardly anyone at the park... He felt recharged. He felt about a year or so younger. Oh! I should go to the bamboo forests and see if I can find my favourite panda friend.

Lithuania was currently packing for their little trip. She was on the phone.

Poland! Help me! I don't trust this guy!

Eh?! Like what the hell!? It's like, 11,00 PM!

Poland please help me! I don't want to be stuck with him for so many days! I know I'll end up with a fork in my neck! Help me!

Girl, you're over exaggerating! Haven't you like, had a crush on him for like, ever?

But I'm so nervous! I'm afraid he's going to take his frustrations out on me! Oh Dievas! What if the flight is delayed!? What if Russia isn't there?

How the hell did he find Russia anyways?!

He chipped her.

...Yeah, um, like, good luck with that.

Poland!

Okay, you want to know my opinion? he's a psycho. But he doesn't scare me! To me he's like a little brother. And big brothers rule over little brothers. Belarus will accept me soon as a brother some day. But sometimes I really don't want to be related to THAT. But being related to Russia would be like totally cool!

Poland! You're off topic! And I'm on his hate list for some reason!

Then it like, sucks to be you. Besides, you've lived with him before! Just use those survival tactics!

I'll try. Thanks Poland.

Anytime, Liet.

He then hung up. She sighed. Yeah, I'm screwed.