A/N: You do NOT wanna know where the inspiration for this one came from.
Sighing in the wake of her laughter, Alex Eames took a sip of her martini and glanced at the two women that flanked her, Olivia Benson and Carolyn Barek. She nearly snorted into her drink when she thought over what they were joking about. Glancing over at the bar, she rolled her eyes and nudged Olivia in her side.
"What's up?" she asked, a smile lingering on her face as she turned to her shorter companion.
"Them," Alex pointed at the three men that made their lives hell, "What do you think they're talking about?"
They watched as Mike Logan threw his head back in laughter, slinging a friendly arm around Bobby Goren's broad shoulders. Elliot Stabler simply shook his head, although they could see his cheeks were red from laughter as well. Turning to one another, they grinned and stood up as one.
"...I mean, it was so big I felt like I was obligated to give it a name or something, before I flus-"
"What are you guys talking about?"
The disgusted smirk on Stabler's face fell away quickly as he turned pale, while Logan swallowed thickly and looked like he was caught doing something dirty. Goren opted for the choking on his alcohol approach, although watching his lips quiver as he regained his breath was not an unwelcome sight to the amused trio of women.
"Ah, well..." Stabler trailed off, his voice hoarse and unsure. Goren shook his head as he ducked his head low, pulling at a nearby napkin till it tore into neat little shreds.
"It's uh, uh...guy stuff." Logan managed to look as though he had some semblance of control, and offered them a casual shrug. "Ya know...guy stuff."
Raising eyebrows at one another, the women smirked and shook their heads in a knowing manner. Rather than pursue the topic, they offered the men cheeky smiles and sauntered back to their table, making a show of looking back and whispering.
"Shit..." Stabler groaned, running a hand over his face.
"Tell me about it," Logan muttered into his glass. Goren's head snapped up quickly, a smile pulling at his lips. They met each others eyes before they began laughing riotously.
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