Oh. My. God. There is absolutely nothing to do in this freakin' house! I was sick of playing sick all the time and truth be told I was getting sick of the Seahorses attitude. He was always either sad or on a manic high. I swear he is majorly bipolar or something. I was SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!!

Then I got the idea to try to learn to cook. Kureno wouldn't let me use the real kitchen though because he seems to think I am a pyromaniac. Okay I did accidently set Ritsu's tail on fire. But it was a total accident! I was doing a ceremony thing that required candles than the freakin' monkey decided to flip out and crashed into the maid (Female) and poofed into his form. The blast from his transformation sent him into my candles and his tail lit on fire. I did not hold the lighter out to his tail. He fell on a candle. I just laughed manically

So instead of a kitchen, Kureno decided it best if I learned how to cook like all the other little girls in the world and use the most horrible appliance in the world. And I use the term appliance very loosely. He wanted me to use an easy bake oven. A pink and purple thing that makes cardboard flavored confections. So there went that idea right out the front door. Heh I should have given it to Princess Yuki. He would have enjoyed it. Actually from what Shigure says he tends to burn soup so forget that idea.

The next thing I tried after cooking was nature walks. Mr. I know-everything-because-I'm-a-novelist said it was a good idea to let my anger out slowly with out hurting anybody. His idea to do this turned out to be walking on all the nature trails on the Sohma estate. This was not fun in the least. There were pricker bushes and roots that kept tripping me up. I came out wet because there was a random stream in the middle of no where and a slipped on a stick. I am, never asking for help from the dumb dog again!

Wait a minute! I can go exploring inside the house!! I bet I can figure out all the zodiacs horrible secrets! Muwahahahahahahaha!!! *Ahem* Excuse me I am sorry for that laughter. It comes out naturally.

First stop, Hatori's room. There has to be some major stuff in there. Like a diary or something. Walk walk walk. Wow I never realized how big this house was. Most likely cause I just sit around and scare people. Finally I'm here. And I know he's not there because I made him go out and buy me some pie. Cherry pie if you're wondering.

I slowly opened the as to not make anyone suspicious. HOLY CRAP!!!! His room is so messy! How the hell is his office so neat and tidy when his room is full of empty sake bottles and cigarette cases all over his floor?

Maybe he has Ayame come in and clean for him. He looks like a maid and I'm pretty sure he has the hoots for the snake ever since kana or whatever her name was got her memory erased. Ok it was sorta my fault but I told Hatori I needed some kind of meds! Then I punched him in the face. Heh heh heh. Whoops. Lawl. Nope, I'm not crazy at all. At least I haven't been in any asylums lately.

So as I was looking in his room I found a locked cupboard. Of course the key was in plain sight otherwise he might not be able to find it in this dump. I opened the closet and found a bunch of bottles of what looked like fruit punch. I opened one and sniffed it. Wasn't a very appealing smell but what the heck? I drank it anyway.

It tasted a little better than it smelled and was sorta like grape juice. Yuuummm. It started to get really warm and I felt kinda light headed. There wasn't anything else that was really interesting so I decided t go to another room. I grabbed the bottle of juice and tried to walk out of his room. I tried, but this wall got in my way. I swear I need to talk to Ummmm… crap what was his name ummm ummm. GAH!!! I'll remember it later.

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So this idea was created from me reading Tsuki no kimi's Maniac Diaries. It is a totally awesome story that pwns. It is hilarious. I hope mine isn't anything like hers though cuz that is called stealing and is in most fact illeagal. And I really like Kimi-Chan!! She's nice and hilarious. So this probally sucks a lot. There WILL be more chaps later.