What-up people who are addicted to the internet and other media things? You are reading my newest fanfiction you're him he's her and she's me, this story came to me while I was messing with LEGO's (don't you judge me or else say good bye to your blood). Bye the way the set was the avenger's Quinjet (That movie is awesome by the way). Any who let's get reading shall we?
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There I was, the Vamp King, I was at Choose Goose's magical shack. I had an extremely dumb idea that had to work. As I mentioned above in the briefing I was going to mess with our favorite Ooo citizens. As usual CG had what I was looking for and not because I have powers that could kill him. Now for those of you wondering what I bought, it was a scrambling mind potion. It was guaranteed to make the minds of the people who drank it scatter and return to another person's body or something else. I can't remember. I am completely bonkers for those who are thinking I'm just insane. I walked to the candy kingdom where as usual Finn, Jake, PB, Ice King, Marceline were. Finn and Jake were fighting the Ice King, PB was standing by watching the fight, and Marceline was enjoying the parts where Finn was punching the Ice King. Mark on the other hand wasn't there he was in the lab trying to mix a formula that would end world hunger yet instead it blew up in his face leaving him covered in soot. When he heard the commotion he went upstairs to see what was happening. As he started watching the fight I casually strolled in and said "What up?"
Everyone look at me and said in unison "Oh no it's Marshall Lee"
"Hey, what did I do? Was it that prank I pulled a few weeks ago?" I said
FLASHBACK
"MARSHALL" a chorus of voices yelled.
I ran from the candy kingdom while being chased by a pink monkey in a tiara, a stretchy gold colored snake, a white cat with blue and dark blue stripes and a small green backpack, a black dog with shaggy hair, and a blue penguin with a magical crown. As I ran they animals were catching up. Next thing I knew I was covered in ice thanks to a penguin, wrapped up by a snake, being scratched by a cat, slapped in the face by a monkey, and being pinned by a dog. From the side lines Mark was rolling on the ground and laughing. Beside him there was a camcorder on a tripod, most likely filming. Later on he posted it on the internet which he invented, along with computers and websites. But that doesn't matter.
END O' FLASHBACK
"Yes!" they all yelled.
"You beat me up and Mark posted it online." I said
"And it is still a hit" Mark said.
"I should just erase you from the fan fictions, to bad you're a hit."
"Why wouldn't I-"
"Just shut up Mark, anyways I'm here to bury the hatchet, so to speak."
"What are you saying?" Finn said.
"I apologize by bringing you my best drink, cherry Pepsi." I said.
"That's what you always bring a few weeks after each prank."
"But this is my last one because I won't prank you guys again." I said, of course I lying through my teeth. I poured a cup for each of them then poured the potion into all but one. That one would be mine. I brought out the drinks and passed them out hoping I didn't mix them up. When we went to drink no one took a sip. I said "Why isn't any one drinking?" As if I didn't know. They weren't going to drink till I did.
Jake said "'cause we don't trust you. You drink first and if nothing happens to you we will drink." told you so.
I took a sip and it tasted normal. I hoped I didn't drink the potion. As soon as they finished their drinks they grabbed me by all four limbs and threw me out of the castle. I walked to my secret home in the benethaverse. After the gnomes evacuated I built a home. As I climbed down the ladder I felt my stomach churning. I did drink half the bottle so the pepsin levels in my stomach must have been high. I climbed into my bed with a satisfied feeling. That feeling was replaced by a strange sensation of warmth in my core. I grew so hot that I removed the covers and turned down the heat. I grew so hot I went outside and slept on the cold hard ground. Still I was getting hot so I slept on ice. Even though I still was hot I fell asleep. When I woke up I realized the sensation had left. But, I was warmer than a vampire should be, I looked at my hands and saw they were a different color and my clothes were too big for me. I looked in the mirror of my bathroom and screamed "OH MY GLOB!"
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Man that was a crazy adventure. You'll hear more soon. Also if anyone was confused in the animal thing (I don't see how you could) here is a list:
Finn: Cat
Jake: Snake
PB: Monkey
Marceline: Dog
Ice King: Penguin
Well, see ya later, till then R-n-R or else (Dun Dun Duuuuuuuunnn) bye