Two Boys, Two iPads (WIP)

Emmett looks at his iPad.
"Look at them with that silly stupid X-Box, Will." Emmett said.
"I know right, they think they're cool but they're not, they don't have an iPad" said Will
"Yeah! Sexy, sexy, beautiful iPads" Emmett said.
"Did you just say sexy?' Will asked excitedly.
"Yes, wouldn't you agree?" Emmett asked quizzically.
"Not as beautiful as you" Will whispered delicately.
"Ooh, why don't we bring these iPads into the next room?" Emmett asked erotically.
Emmett walked away into his room and Will followed.