I do not own Looney Tunes
How to annoy... Daffy duck
1. Tell him his beak looks stupid
2. Tell him you can fix this problem
3. Cut of his beak and replace it with an elephants trunk
4. Tell him he should send a photo of himself to everyone
5. Laugh when he realises that everyone now knows how stupid he looks
6. Announce that Daffy shall know be called Mr. Llama
7. Refuse to call him anything else
8. Cave in and say you will no longer call him Mr. Llama
9. Tell him you will call him Perriwinkle
10. Text everyone Daffy's new name
11. Say you will once again change his name
12. Change it to Lesley
13. Text this to everyone
14. Give Daffy makeover
15. Make sure makeover includes bright pink nail polish and a blonde wig
16. Post pictures of 'Lesley' all over the internet
17. Text it to everyone
18. Tell Daffy he will win 30 billion dollars if he poses naked for a group of men
19. Laugh when he realises there is no money
20. Run really fast
First chapter! Really short I know. Review and tell me which character I should do next.