Okay! Time for a new story with my OC Kitsuna Kardashian! The Dimesional Celebrity Kitsune just for those who didnt read my Namco X Capcom Story! ENJOY!
Opening For Super Robot Taisen OG Saga Endless Frontier EXCEED!(The game didnt leave Japan but lets make it seem as if Kitsuna were in the game... Kitsuna is in her human form by the way...):
The scene starts with two blue birds flying down over the Endless Frontier in the clouds. The scene then switches to Neige's face and as the camera moves down to her...ahem...'assets' it then reveals her smiling at the sky along with Alady(Me: Or is it Aledy?) standing next to her. The scene then seitches to a sky like atmosphere and then the camera switches to Alfimi showing her assets until the camera moves out to reveal her and Axel. The scene then switches to a ship and then shows Haken taking off his hat with Aschen standing behind him on the ship. The scene then switches to a cherry blossom tree and Kaguya is standing there praying. The scene then switches to the Oni village where Suzuka is shown holding her fan laughing haugthly with Jaky-GUN-Oh in the background. The scene the switches a cross gate to Kitsuna showing her assets from bottom to top to the point where the camera zooms out of her lips as she sucks on a piece of licorice until it reveals her and Xiaomu waving their fingers to greet the audience while Reiji leans on the wall. The scene then switches to a fututre like audience to KOS-MOS not making any expression.
The scene then switches to all the mechs ready to fight. One mech makes a flame and it zooms out to show the title. The scene then switches to Neige dancing around spinning showing her...ahem 'assets' to her then flying up in the air as she cries. The scene then switches to Alady practicing his moves. The scene then switches to Axel and Alfimi who are sitting on monuments. Alfimi looks down and see's Haken, Kaguya,Aschen and Suzuka. Kaguya and Haken smile until the scene switches to Xiaomu, Reiji,Kitsuna and KOS-MOS standing in an unknown area. Kitsuna is floating above next to Reiji and Xiaomu who smirk as the wind blows in their hair.
The scene then switches to all the girls at a lake. Everyone adjusting to the water by showing skin. Aschen went to her DTD mode, Kaguya takes off her thigh highs,Suzuka makes sure her skirt doesnt touch the water and Kitsuna is in her nude form with her hair obiediently to cover her assets. Neige playfully runs in the lake as Aschen tries to push KOS-MOS into the water. Xiaomu saddens seeing that her chest wasnt big enough. Kitsuna puts a hand on her shoulder to comfort her. Xiaomu then leers at Neige and Kaguya while Kitsuna smirks as the splash water on each other like kids. Xiaomu and Kitsuna then turn to Alfimi and Suzuka who are adjusting to the water and they go in.
Kitsuna then whispers a plan into Xiaomu's ears making her smirk. The scene then switches to Xiaomu and Kitsuna who roughly splashes water on Neige and Kaguya. Neige yelles at them and Xiaomu and Kitsuna high five each other as they laugh at them. The scene then switches to Alady fighting off a mech seemingly having a tough time until laser mirror blast shoot at the mech. Alady then turns around to see Neige who smirks at him. Alady smirks back. The scene then switches to Axel and Alfimi fighting a dragon monster with their swords. The scene then switches to the four dark evil ones not completelu showing their faces. The scene then switches to Alady clashing fists with the mech making a huge blast.
The scene then switches to Alady who is standing on a cliff barely able to get up. Neige then runs over to help him and the two stand there watching the sunset of the Endless Frontier. The scene then switches to the two mechs to the final scene where our 12 heroes stand. From Left to Right: Suzuka, Aschen,Kaguya,Haken,Axel, Alady and Neige in the center,Alfimi then Reiji,Xiaomu,Kitsuna who is making a pose with her hand twirling her hair, and KOS-MOS...(Me: Its too bad this game never came out in US)
Kitsuna's POV:
Bounty Hunting was great and all but it was time for a vacation from it all. I told Klonoa and Gantz to pack their because I told them we were going on a beach vacation for a few weeks. Gantz didnt want to at first being the work a holic he his but I forced him to go anyway. The days were fun and romantic too when Klonoa wasnt around...Gantz and I we're currently on the beach at night sitting in the sand while Klonoa decided to sleep early in the beach house. My head was leaned on his shoulder. "Arent you glad we came?" I asked. "Yeah I am...I gotta admit! Spending time with you babe is alot better than bounty hunting all the time" Gantz said. I giggled. "Yeah...you know I wonder if our friends from our other worlds are thinking about us now" I said.
Gantz gave me a confused look. "Your still thinking about them? Geez that was a year ago! You can visit them anytime on your tours babe" Gantz said. "Yeah but thats late in the summer which is so far away..." I said. "Where do you have to go this time?" Gantz asked. "Endless Frontier" I said. "Endless Frontier? What kind of name for a world is that?" Gantz asked. "Hey its a great place and full of nice people. I havent been there in years!" I said. "Whatever..." Gantz said. I sighed and got up. "Im going for a swim" I said. "In the dark?!" Gantz asked shocked. "Yep!" I said. I then dive into the water.
As I swam under the night sky I then saw under the sea a deep blue light in the shape of a circle. Around the light were spikey metal shapes that surrounded it. "Hmm?" I asked from under the water. Nearby a sea urchin with a starfish then swims near me and atomically it sticks onto my chest. I freak out and instantly pull it off and scratch my chest. "MMMM!" I cry because the scratched hurt a bit. Small black mist then escapes from my chest. 'Woah that was close! What if my mother escaped from out of there again?' I thought. I then relised that I was running out of air so I quickly begin to swim up to the surface. The blue light from before then brightens up and begins to suck everything in the ocean including me! I begin to swim for my life and it eventually tired me out and I was sucked into it...
"Maybe she's dead" I heard. "I hope not! Kitsuna is like my only friend that's a kitsune..." I heard. I slowly woke up and to my shock I saw Reiji and Xiaomu looking at me. "Kitsuna!" Xiaomu cries cheerfully. I slowly get up and was instently greeted by a hug from her. "Woah! Xiaomu and Reiji? What are you guys doing here?" I asked. "We we're gonna ask you! Well since you came into our world" Reiji said. "What? Im in your world?" I asked shocked. "Where are we exactly?" "Your at Shinra HQ!" Xiaomu said happily. "One question: Why are you in a purple string bikini?" "More importantly why did you partially flood the office?" Reiji asked. "Well the last thing I remember was that I was swimming and I saw a blue portal like thing underwater and it sucked me in" I said.
"Portal you say? Interesting...and at the same time Saya is around causing trouble...could she be trying to merge the worlds again?" Reiji asked. "Saya? But she's dead! I saw you shoot her" I said. "Apparently she's not dead! Im surprised myself!" Reiji said. "Since your around you could help us investigate and maybe we could help you go back to your world" "OR!" Xiaomu butted in as she grabbed my arm and pulled me to her. "We could go to the arcade together! And then the coffee shop!" Xiaomu said. "Well I dont know and..." I began. I then gasped seeing my hand. "Woah! Whats wrong?" Xiaomu asked. "Im in my human form...I dont remember changing into my human form...Unless...OH NO! Katuna probably escaped from my body!" I cried. "You mean your mother demon spirit?" Xiaomu asked. "Yeah! This is bad...what if she's runnning around causing chaos...what if...she finds Saya?" I cried.
"Ok calm down! Lets go investigate this matter with our own hands" Reiji said. "But im not a Shinra agent..." I said. "You are now!" Reiji said. "Yeah cmon Kitsune Buddy! Your running with us now!" Xiaomu said happily. "Well im not gonna go out half naked" I said. I stick my hands up in the air and my hair obeidently wraps itself around my body. It then unwraps itself revealing my signature outfit: A black bikini top with silver studs, black leather slit sidded pants with one side being pants and the other side being short shorts, with a red g string stuck out of the pants purposely, and high heeled sandels. I flipped my hair and my Mechanical Yellow HairBow then appears clipped on in it. Xiaomu raised an eyebrow. "That barely counts as covered. Your still half naked you know. And whats with the g string?" I blushed at that. "Im a woman! Ive always worn this" I said. "Aside from that...do you have any weapons Kitsuna?" Reiji asked. I snapped my fingers and my interchangeable chainsaw then appearred in my hands. "Good! Lets get going!" Reiji said.
All of a sudden the windows then cracked and the wind blew harshly. "What the hell?!" Reiji shouted. "What is this?" Xiaomu cried. I saw at the window the portal from before! It was floating in mid air. "Its the portal that sucked me in!" I cried. The three of us slowly began to fly and we each grip onto the desk. We soon eventually gave in and the portal then sucked us in...
We woke up seeing that we we're in a tunnel with card like designs. "Good your awake" Reiji said. "Where the hell are we?" I asked. "Who knows! But im starting to think that maybe Katuna AND Saya may have found their way into this world" Xiaomu said. "That may be likely but-" Reiji began. "Watch out!" I cried. I then pushed both Xiaomu and Reiji out of the way with my magic. "What the hell was that for?" Xiaomu asked. I then pointed at the stone that was now in the ground that could have crushed them. "You just save our lives..." Reiji said. "Dont get all mushy now Reiji! Its not like you" I said smiling. "Whatever! Im gonna find out who tried to kill us and rip their heads off!" Xiaomu said. The three of us then walked through the area for awhile. All of a sudden we saw four people. One was a grey haired man with black clothing and a cowboy hat,another was a green haired woman or android, one was a black and red haired girl in an all white and black outfit with a chest that was twice as big as my own and the blue haired girl next to her had a horn in her forehead with an all exposed midriff that seemed to be her only source of appeal...
"Hm? Whos there?" Reiji asked. "looks like a human...and some other races too..." Xiaomu said. I nodded at that. "Hey Xiaomu may they are the ones that dropped the statue before" I whispered. "Hey your right! HEY Are you guys the one that dropped a huge statue on us awhile ago?!" Xiaomu asked angrily. "What statue? Oh you mean the one we had to use to break the door?" cowboy asked. "Oh right! Did it hit you guys? Are you ok?" Cowgirl asked. "If it did hit us we wouldnt be here to yell at you moron! All you'll see here is a nasty mess!" Xiaomu said. "Thank god I saved them" I said. "On a different subject...who are you? I could make assumptions but..." Android Lady began. "Who are we? I'm Reiji Arisu! The little one is Xiaomu and this is Kitsuna" Reiji said. "Right! Reiji, Xiaomu and Kitsuna! Those red and black clothes..." Cowboy began.
He then turned to me and scanned me up and down. "Well the only thing red about you is your hair and your g string" He said with a smirk. "Hey quit starring you perv!" I yelled. "If you dont want people starring I suggest pulling your pants up because you look like stripper!" Android Lady said. "Who are you calling stripper you flat chested witch!?" I asked angrily. "Easy Kitsuna" Reiji said. "They totally match the descriptions! They must be part of the Orchestral Army!" Midriff said. "Hey you there? Are you another werefox?" "Ah! You got me! Im surprised you know what I am! Let me guess...you're a Shiki Oni and a high ranking one!" Xiaomu began. "I am!" Midriff said. She then turned to me. "And are you a Spiritual Fox?" I asked. "Yeah I am! You seem quite sharp for an oni!" I said smiling. 'And im not talking about the horn on your head' I thought.
"Strange its like ive seen you before but I just dont know where" Midriff said. "Well you've probably seen me before because I happen to be-" I began but Xiaomu butted in. "-However I am an ancient Sage Fox with over 700 years of experience! Show me some manners girlie!" Xiaomu said happily. "Isnt it past your bed time old woman?" Android Lady asked. "Oh is it naptime already?" Xiaomu asked. "...HEY!" "Aww your so cute when your stupid Grandma!" Midriff said. "Xiaomu you are nowhere near old! Have you forgotten that im over 18,000 years?" I asked. "Oh thats right..." Xiaomu said. "Then I guess that makes you an older lady then!" Midriff said chuckling. "Maybe but she sure has a hot bod for an older woman" Cowboy said scanning me up an down. "Yeah uh...im not interested..." I said narrowing my eyes.
"Enough joking around! I dont know who you are but i'd like an explanation for whats going on!" Reiji said. "We're just doing a favor...nothing personal but your going down!" Cowboy said. "Hey Haken wasnt that girl from the Orchestral Army wearing black on red? These people are-" Cowgirl began. "UGH I dont care about your nonesene! Bring it on if your not scared!" Xiaomu said. "Im ready when you are Xiaomu!" I said. "Xiaomu! Kitsuna calm down! We dont know whats going on here!" Reiji said. "No! Foxy and Foxier is right Skunk Scalp! I like getting things over with fast too! Well not some things..." Haken said. "It seems you're unwilling to help us! Still Im not going to die in some unknown world like this!" Reiji said angrily. "Heh, I like you! If I wasnt about to kick your ass, I'd buy you a drink! Especially you Sexy Fox!" Haken said winking at me. "Yeah I have a boyfriend..." I said. "Is he here now?" Haken asked. "No..." I said. "Some boyfriend...I want you to know that I would never do that to-" Haken began. I then pull out my chainsaw and slice a tip of his hair off. "WOAH! ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Haken asked shocked. "Less talking more fighting! AHHHH!" I then charge in and fight them alongside Xiaomu and Reiji...
After awhile of fighting...
Reiji, Xiaomu and I pant heavily and we seemingly lost the fight. "Tch...These people are strong!" Reiji said. "Yeah they sure can fight..." Xiaomu said. "They really dont know how to dress at all!" I said. "At least I dont look like a stripper!" Android Lady said. "Oh shut up robot crap!" I yelled. "You guys are tough too! Especially you with that chainsaw Stripper Fox. Although Its too bad your outnumbered" Haken said. "Now tell me what the Orchestral Army is planning!" "What the hell are you talking about? We dont know about any armies or orchestras here!" Reiji yelled. "Xiaomu and I are agents from the Shinra Agency" Reiji said. "The two of us are from the Substance World" "And Im from the Phantom World" I said. "Yeah and we dont know what your w**** chest real army is anyway!" Xiaomu yelled. "Didnt Saya and Katuna mention something about the "Substance an Phantom World too?" Cowgirl asked.
"Where the hell did you hear those NAMES?" I asked. "The werefox Saya and the Spirtual Voodoo Fox Katuna said you three are villains chasing after her" Midriff said. "We are not your enemies! We are here to track Saya down and have Kitsuna seal Katuna away" Reiji said. "Woah there agent do you have any proof that your telling the truth?" Haken asked. "Well lemmie ask you this Cowboy: Do you have proof that Saya and Katuna are not lying?" I asked. "You have a point there Stripper Fox" Haken said. "I am not a stripper!" I yelled. "So do we believe them or what?" Haken asked. "Any one have a coin we could flip?" Cowgirl asked. "This is ridiculous! Reiji! Kitsuna! We dont need to deal with these people! Lets just hunt down Saya and Katuna and find these monsters working for Ouma" Xiaomu said. "Wait what are these monsters working for Ouma?" Midriff asked.
"Ouma is a group of creatures and Saya is the leader" Reiji said. "What about this Katuna person?" Midriff asked. "Katuna is my evil corrrupted mother and see is supposed to be sealed away into my chest on my mark" I said. "Im sorry did we hurt you?" Cowgirl asked. "Honey...just do me a favor and stop talking..." I said. Android Lady suddenly revealed more skin out of nowhere. "Aw are your butts all sore from the tremendous ass kicking we dished out?" "I seriously thought you were going to kill us! Your stupid Bimbo bot has no intention of apologizing!" Xiaomu cried. "You think you have it bad? I am famous! I dont deserve to be treated this way! What if there was paparazzi around? They would have been like 'Kitsuna Kardashian beteaned by stripperic locals and a perverted Cowboy!" I cried. "Did you just say Kitsuna Kardashian?" Cowgirl asked. "I see! I thought you looked familar!" Midriff said. "Your just now reconzing me?" I asked annoyed. "Well I thought you were just an imposter!" Midriff said.
"So your a celeberty huh? What are you famous for?" Haken asked. "Stripping maybe?" Android asked. "No! Im a Dimensional Celebrity Singer! And since you guys no me Im guessing ive been here before on my Dimensional tour and if you guys also must know I live a double life as a Bounty Hunter too" I said. "A Bounty Hunter aye? Kinda like me!" Haken said smirking. "I think I like you a whole lot Stripper Fox!" "Ugh I am not a stripper im a celeberty singer!" I cried. "I cant believe I got to fight with Kitsuna Kardashian! Such an honor! My name is Kaguya Nanbu! This belly showing girl is my friend Suzuka and that is Aschen!" She said. "So you guys do know me...What world is this anyway?" I said annoyed. "Endless Frontier" Haken said. "I knew this place was familar! Im supposed to be going on tour here towards the end of summer!" I said. "Do you think I can get an autograph?" Suzuka said. "Gee I dont know! Im gonna have to think about that considering that your blue mech nearly blasted my top off and Miss Blowup over there sliced a thick end of my hair!" I said. "A bikini barely counts as a top" Aschen said.
"Where did Saya and Katuna go?" Reiji asked. "The sexy bodies left the castle" Haken said. "Eww thats my mom your talking about..." I say in digust. "Damn we lost them...they set you all up and they got away" Reiji said. "It cant get any worse for you three huh?" Suzuka asked. "You the idiots who let yourselves be tricked! Dont act like none of this is your fault!" Xiaomu said. "Yeah! I should have you all arrested for attacking a Television Personality!...But I wont since your with a cute guy..." I said. "Oh im cute huh?" Haken asked smirking. "SOMEWHAT cute! And dont forget I have a boyfriend whose a bounty hunter too!" I said. "Really now? Lucky little devil!" Haken said. "I think we should understand each other more..." Reiji said.
After awhile of talking...
"So why are you here Haken?" Reiji asked. "I think we're trying to get wherever you came from. We want to use the transport device to leave" Haken said. "Back into the deepest part of the castle huh?" All right I'll escort you all there" Reiji said. "We need to make sure we know how to get back once we catch Saya and seal away Katuna" Reiji said. "Okay we'll team up for now Zebra Boy!" Haken said. "Amazing! Lets go Haken Browning!" Reiji said. "Well we can learn more about each other along the way...right Celebrity Stripper Fox?" Haken asked wrapping his arms around my waist. My hair obidently grabbed his arm and pryed it off my waist. "Yeah...im not a stripper im a singer!" I said. "That is some tough hair though!" Haken said surprise. "Spiritual Foxes like myself are full of surprises" I said stroking my hair. My hair purred at that making everyone jump. "Did your hair just purr?" Suzuka asked shocked. "Yeah my hair as kinda a living creature that does whatever I say" I said smirking. We all then began walking. "Reiji, Kitsuna things are getting pretty complicated now.." Xiaomu said."Yeah im worried about Gantz and Klonoa! They probably think I drowned or something!" I said. "We wont get anywhere if we complain" Reiji said. "I never thought that a flux in Shibuya would open somewhere like this here" Xiaomu said. "Or a portal from beneth the sea..." I said. "Another day another world! Lets just do what we came here for and go home!" Reiji said.
R&R! WOW THATS A LOT OF WORDS! Hope you guys like this story so far! Tell me what you think!
