Pokemon Backward part 2
Ash:
Ok everyone, let's start the show!
Brock:
what show?
Ash:
Don't ask me, ask the narrator
Arcticuno2001:
Then you're on!!
Ash:
Ok I guess….
Misty:
Hey, Ash…… I guess I'm in love with you….
Ash:
It's ok… I hate you too I guess…..
Misty:
Hey Brocko!
Brock:
Hi Sabrina!
Misty:
My names not Sabrina!
Brock:
My bad…. Hi Ericka!
Misty:
My name is not Ericka!
Misty
gets out a ________ and gives her death stare at Brock.
Put weapon in here
Misty:
Well?!?!
Brock:
Hi………. Dad?
Misty shoots the weapon a Brock's head. Unfortunately, Pikachu's head got in
the way and it blasted it's head off.
Ash:
Yes! Pikachu is dead!!!!
Pikachu:
Pika Pika chu pik( No I'm not…..)
Ash:
Dang…. I hate you.
Misty:
Why you!!!
Misty
shoots Ash with the weapon and Ash, surprisingly, had a brain cell that told
him to move.
Ash's
Mom: Ash!
Ash:
Yes Mom?
Ash's
Mom: Aren't you dead?
Ash:
No Mom. Arcticuno2001 need me to do the stupid things.
Ash's
Mom: Well, I'm still surprised at you. We ate your brain for lunch and I nearly
starved to death.
Ash:
Then what did you eat instead?
Ash's
Mom: Well… I ate Prof. Oak, and that wasn't enough, so I ate Tracey's brain,
and that wasn't enough…..
As
Ash's mom continued, everyone noticed every time she said what she had eaten,
she was growing fatter. Then she said
Ash's
Mom: Brock's eyes and Misty's head.
Ash's
mom then exploded and Misty's head and Brock's eyes came out.
Misty:
Oh, so that's where my head was… Hey, I was sure I had 1 brain cell! Why do I
have 2?
Brock:
My eyes! I wondered why they were gone when I battled Ash and went on his
Pokemon Journey….
Misty:
Man. I'm so Unlucky! I hate brain cells, they make you smarter.
Ash:
Then I'll take it!
Misty:
Can't, I gave them to the person that has the most brain cells in the world!
Misty
whispered: He gave me a penny! That is a good trade!
Tracey:
Hey, give me back my penny!
Misty:
No way! The penny is really dirty and it has bugs crawling all over it!
Tracey:
Kool!!
as
he an to get it, he ran into a good 1,000 electric poles and got shocked each time.
He lost his brain cells and has a total number of…
Ash:-9999999999999999
brain cells.
Misty:
I'm shocked! I thought you didn't now how to count up to 2!
Ash:
It's because I lost that many brain cells, and now I'm at –999999999999999999999999999999999999999
brain cells!
Misty:
I'm telling your mom that!
Ash:
She'd be proud!
Misty:
Then how do you lose that many brain cells?
Ash:
Lose against a baby in a pokemon match.
Misty:
OK!
Misty
pathetically lost to 2,000 babies and everyone laughs at her.
Misty:
I lost again, wee hee!!
Ash:
Brock, can you be my mother?
Brock:
Of course I can.
Ash:
Then have children!
Brock:……………Ok!!!
Misty:
Ohh, me first, me first!!!
Brock
and Misty goes to the bathroom, and Misty screams.
Ash:
Now I need a weapon….
Ash
goes through his Goldeneye for N64 and decided his golden pp7 is enough
Todd:
Oh, hi Ash, guess what?
Ash:
what?
Todd:
I made a new weapon. It's called the Digicamera.
Ash:
How does it work?
Todd:
Like this!
Todd
uses his camera and teleported poor Ash into….. DIGIMON LAND!!!!
Todd:
Yes! Now I rule this fic!
Someone:
Oh no you don't!
As
they duke it out, Someone punched Todd's head off and killed him.
Someone:
Now, can I free Ash from the Digiworld?
Someone
else: Yes.
Ash
is released and kills someone else and someone.
Ash:
Yes!
Ash
falls asleep and Tracey pushes him over a cliff.
Tracey:
Zats all folks!
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