Hello Peoples!

Bianca: Nobody reads this anyways.

Lae: No need to be rude Bianca!

Yeah Bianca!

Anyways, My new FanFic. Includes hints of Yaoi, Nyo!Talia and Hetaloids/Hetalia Androids. NO LIKEY NO READEE

Disclamer: Touhou, Hetalia, NyoTalia do not belong to KoreanPanda. She gets no profit out of this. Only this story and the OCS 'Lae' and 'Bianca' belong to her. Property of KoreanPanda of 2012/13.

What a (Not!) Happy Nyo! Talia and Hetalia Infested World!

Chapter One -ze!

The Brunette stared blankly in front of Alfred- now Amelia- Jones and Arthur- who is now Alice- Kirkland. "Lae..." came Bianca's somewhat menacing voice. "What the F*** did you do?"

The short auburn haired girl whimpered. "I-I don't know Bianca! Mr. Arthur was teaching me some spells, and then Mr. America came into here, and then Mr. Arthur shouted at him for being a 'dolt.' Lae shook her head innocently. "I don't know what went wrong..."

Bianca sighed. "This is not what we do when America comes into the room." Bianca muttered. "H-hey, Alfred? Arthur?" She gingerly poked them. "Hey guys!" No answer. Bianca looked at Lae. "These are Androids right? I'll go get the manuals..."

"Uh, Bianca,"

"What's wrong Lae?" Bianca asked holding a manual that read 'AMERICA MODEL MANUAL.'

"Apparently, they're not Androids anymore..."

Bianca gripped the Manual. "What do you mean Lae?" she smiled.

"I mixed two spells?" Lae covered her head.

"Don't worry Lae; I'm not going to hurt you. I never did, now did I?" She smiled and tilted her head.

Lae nodded. "A-apparently their names are 'Amelia' and 'Alice' respectively."

"Alice, as in Alice Martogroid [1]?" She squealed. It's a perfect match! They're both TsunTsun, both reject their lo-"

"You hate Yaoi..." Lae muttered.

"Fangirls, Fangirls my dear Lae." Bianca shivered. "Anyways, how do we exactly wake them?"

"I guess we call them? I really don't know." Lae said.

"Alright, give me your phone!"

"What about yours?" Lae asked.

"Remember? I broke mine trying to hit Jayden [2]!"

Lae nodded, recalling the memory. "Alright, let's go to my room," Lae led the brunette toward her room.

What she didn't see, was the Alice Kirkland model, slowly opening her eyes.

Here's my uh, Chapter FanFic! Introducing Lae, and Bianca! Anyways along with the numbers.

Bianca: Nobody will read this anyways.

[1] Alice Martagroid from Touhou. Cannot spell her last name for my life.

[2] Jayden is the name of Bianca's Frenemy/Rival/Enemy.