I own nothing of Twilight….

"Bad doggy, no, bad doggy!" I yelped frantically. My fiancée's evil dog was cornering me.

Drool slipped out of his mouth and I gagged. Then he growled at me and I hissed back.

He was a huge dog, having been given to Edward as the runt of the litter. I shuddered thinking of what his sibling must be like.

"EEK!" I screeched as I scrambled up on a table. I heard the front door open and I yelled.

"EDWARD!! HELP!!!" I screamed, and I heard him running like lightning.

"Bella, Bella, are you okay, why…Oh." He said as he saw his dog. "No! Down, boy, down." And he sat down and wagged his tail. I glared at the evil thing.

Edward helped me from the table. I backed away cautiously.

"Edward, you don't care that that mutt just tried to kill me?" I questioned hysterically, trying to calm my heartbeat.

He chuckled. "Bella, honey, I promise he will never really hurt you. He just acts tough, because he likes you." I guffawed.

"Yeah, right. Your stupid Jacob hates me."

Hehe, just a random lil thing!! : )