Max: Ok, so this story is made for the pure entertainment of the reader. There is no accuracy. So it is basically random. Oh, and T for swearing.
Grayson: Do not own. So do not sue.
Ino was pissed. No, more than pissed! Fuming and ready to scratch out someone, preferably the Hokage's, eyes.Damn them. Recently they had captured Deidrara and held him captive. God only knows how the managed THAT. Either way Ino didn't particularly care. In fact she would rather let the explosion obsessed blonde run free than have to do this. Damn that Hokage.
She had to infiltrate the Akatsuki base which she really didn't mind, but it was HOW she had to infiltrate it that made her eyes practically glow with murderous intent. She had to pretend to be Deidrara. They said it was because they looked a bit similar, so if the needed a break from the transformation jutsu she might be able to get away with it. The Hokage must have lost her MIND.
There is no way this was going to work. In fact Ino had created a pretty little list as to WHY it wouldn't in hopes of talking some sense into her Hokage.
1) The Akatsuki were S-Ranked criminals and wouldn't be tricked by something as simple as that.
2) She wasn't going to do it
3) Deidara had special Genki shit that they would expect him to use.
4) The Akatsuki could kill her in the blink of an eye. (not that she would want to admit it out loud or anything.)
5) Deidara was a guy.
6) She refused to.
7) Ino couldn't sound like Deidara when she isn't using a jutsu.
8) She just wasn't going to do it.
9) Deidara is tallerthan her. (Ok, so she wasn't sure about this one. But it's worth a shot.)
But Tsunde just ignored her perfectly good explanations on how it wouldn't work. Ino scoffed, she was probably drunk of her rump. Oh! Now she knew how to convince Tsunde! Shikamaru!
"Shika-kun cou-", Ino had begun asking her lazy friend.
"Troublesome woman.", Shikamaru interrupted before falling to sleep. Annoyed Ino had gotten her revenge on the Nara by accidentallystepping on his stomach. Oops. Next she tried to get Hinata to help. Who could refuse the innocent little Hyuuga? Unfortunately for Ino Hinata had been sent on a mission herself and had yet to return. Ino asked god what she had done to deserve this. Of course she thought about the next best thing. Naruto. Naruto could annoy anyone enough to get things to go his way, and this case maybe Ino's. But, alas, billboard brow had stolen his attention and he simple stated that he needed to be with Sakura at the moment. Tch. Yeah right.
So Ino sought help for Kaiba, who was basically like Naruto. Of course there were differences, but they were both loud. So it worked. There was one thing Ino had forgotten. Kaiba was on Hinata team, and since Hinata is gone so was he. Curses. She was running out of resources fast. Shino was out of the question, besides he was on a mission with his team. Duh. Neji didn't give a shit. Damn ice cube. Sasuke, as much as she hated to admit it, was a carbon replica of Neji therefore she would get the same reaction. Hmmmm… Perhaps she could ask Deidara. She almost slapped herself for being so stupid. Ask the enemy. Ha! Yeah right. But there was practically no one to turn to. They were either on missions, didn't care, or had something against her. Stupid Deidara, stupid Hokage, stupid Akatsuki. Hmm… if she DIDinfiltrate their base she could be getting a revenge on the people who caused this in the first place. The Akatsuki. Perfect, just perfect. Right back to square one, and she was running out of time. Damn.
Max: Hum. See, random. Sorry for any spelling mistakes. Insults towards characters aren't really serious, just sorta there for no particular reason.
Grayson: Obey. The. Lemming.