Why Not Go to hogwarts: a Song Parody by HermionG7 aka Becky
You think you're going nowhere
When you're walking down the road
Acting like you just don't care
When magic could be so sweet
Why you wanna be like that
As if there's nothing more
You're not fooling no one You're not even fooling you
So walk a little slower And open up your eyes
Sometimes it's so hard to see The magic passing by
There may never be a sign
No flashing neon light
Telling you to make your move Or when the time is right
[Chorus] Why not...Take a crazy chance? Why not...open up that letter? If you lose the moment, You might lose a lot, So why not, why not
You always dress in muggle clothes
When you want to dress in robes
Instead of shopping in Diagon Ally, You shop at the mall
You keep waiting where you are
For what you'll never know
Let's just get onto your broom And go, baby, go
[Repeat Chorus]
Oh, Hogwarts could be the school for you Oh, yeah...Maybe yes, maybe no. It could be the thing to do All I'm saying is you got to let them know
You'll never get to Hogwarts, Or even to Ollivanders, If you don't believe there's a way
Why not...take a wand from the store
Why not...buy your broom and fly
It might take a little, And it might take a lot
But, why not? Why not?
You think you're going nowhere
When you're walking down the road
Acting like you just don't care
When magic could be so sweet
Why you wanna be like that
As if there's nothing more
You're not fooling no one You're not even fooling you
So walk a little slower And open up your eyes
Sometimes it's so hard to see The magic passing by
There may never be a sign
No flashing neon light
Telling you to make your move Or when the time is right
[Chorus] Why not...Take a crazy chance? Why not...open up that letter? If you lose the moment, You might lose a lot, So why not, why not
You always dress in muggle clothes
When you want to dress in robes
Instead of shopping in Diagon Ally, You shop at the mall
You keep waiting where you are
For what you'll never know
Let's just get onto your broom And go, baby, go
[Repeat Chorus]
Oh, Hogwarts could be the school for you Oh, yeah...Maybe yes, maybe no. It could be the thing to do All I'm saying is you got to let them know
You'll never get to Hogwarts, Or even to Ollivanders, If you don't believe there's a way
Why not...take a wand from the store
Why not...buy your broom and fly
It might take a little, And it might take a lot
But, why not? Why not?