Authors: Sharpie & Casandra
Genre: Humor/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summery: This FF is really screwed up, and it's *kinda* slashy. Written before B5, so SB's not dead yet. Also, Harry's a bit dense.
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter would I really be writing FAN fiction?
DARK WATERS : Chapter One: Bad Dobby
Harry hadn't had a very good summer. He couldn't wait until school started again, so he could see all of his friends. Harry then heard a squeaky voice coming from the corner of the room.
"Mr. Harry Potter!"
It was Dobby the House-Elf.
"I have comes to work for you, Mr. Potter."
"You have comes to work for me?" Harry asked. "What are comes?"
"No, Mr. Potter. Comes. I have comes to work for you."
"Oh!" said Harry realizing. "You have *come* to work for me. Why?"
"Well," started Dobby, trying to choose his words carefully. "I feel the need to help you, sir."
"What?" Harry asked, somewhat annoyed at the prospect that *he'd* need *help*.
"I want to help you, sir."
"Why would I need help," asked Harry, anger creeping into his voice.
"M-M-M-Mr. Potter," Dobby stuttered. "I didn't mean it in a rude way."
"Then how did you mean it Dobby?" Harry said, crossing his arms.
"Sir, nobody's ever turned down a House-Elf before."
"Why the hell would you want to be my House-Elf?"
"Well, fine!" Dobby said, turning from him, pouting.
Harry's face turned red with anger, and said, "GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Dobby ran like the Devil was chasing him.
Later Harry felt a little bad about yelling at Dobby. "I'm such a dumbo," he said to himself. "Oh well."
*~*~*~*~*
Why would Harry turn down a House-Elf? I don't know. Told you this fic was weird. I'd love to write a serious one, but I usually only write with other people, and my friends can't be serious about anything. If anyone would like to write a Fan Fic with me contact me at GinnyMustDie1@aol.com. I'll write any Fan Fic as long as it's not Hermione/Draco or Ginny/Draco. AU's are fine. Just know I'm not writing any love scenes. I don't do love scenes.
Genre: Humor/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summery: This FF is really screwed up, and it's *kinda* slashy. Written before B5, so SB's not dead yet. Also, Harry's a bit dense.
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter would I really be writing FAN fiction?
DARK WATERS : Chapter One: Bad Dobby
Harry hadn't had a very good summer. He couldn't wait until school started again, so he could see all of his friends. Harry then heard a squeaky voice coming from the corner of the room.
"Mr. Harry Potter!"
It was Dobby the House-Elf.
"I have comes to work for you, Mr. Potter."
"You have comes to work for me?" Harry asked. "What are comes?"
"No, Mr. Potter. Comes. I have comes to work for you."
"Oh!" said Harry realizing. "You have *come* to work for me. Why?"
"Well," started Dobby, trying to choose his words carefully. "I feel the need to help you, sir."
"What?" Harry asked, somewhat annoyed at the prospect that *he'd* need *help*.
"I want to help you, sir."
"Why would I need help," asked Harry, anger creeping into his voice.
"M-M-M-Mr. Potter," Dobby stuttered. "I didn't mean it in a rude way."
"Then how did you mean it Dobby?" Harry said, crossing his arms.
"Sir, nobody's ever turned down a House-Elf before."
"Why the hell would you want to be my House-Elf?"
"Well, fine!" Dobby said, turning from him, pouting.
Harry's face turned red with anger, and said, "GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Dobby ran like the Devil was chasing him.
Later Harry felt a little bad about yelling at Dobby. "I'm such a dumbo," he said to himself. "Oh well."
*~*~*~*~*
Why would Harry turn down a House-Elf? I don't know. Told you this fic was weird. I'd love to write a serious one, but I usually only write with other people, and my friends can't be serious about anything. If anyone would like to write a Fan Fic with me contact me at GinnyMustDie1@aol.com. I'll write any Fan Fic as long as it's not Hermione/Draco or Ginny/Draco. AU's are fine. Just know I'm not writing any love scenes. I don't do love scenes.