Chapter 1
Petticoats
Petra stared at the glowing mushroom opposite of her head. It was almost teal, florescent, and beautiful. She took in the flora around it, ferns, flower, and bushes of bright pink purple and blue hues.
Pretty, she mused.
Sitting up Petra stretched and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes, "Hey guys check out this-"
Petra paused, and took a little more time to look at her surroundings. She was in the middle of a worn down trail, in the heart of the strangest forest she had ever seen. Everything was so oddly colored. There were more blue and teal mushrooms, some the size of her entire body. Purple bark trees with bright yellow leaves. Flowers of all shape and manner, one was even shaped like a triangle. It was like looking at a surreal dream.
I don't remember how I got here. It suddenly struck her. Then much to her dismay, she realized the boys, were nowhere to be seen.
"Jesse? Lukas? Ivor!" she got up off the ground, brushing gray dirt off her armor, "Guys where are you? This isn't funny."
The forest only answered with a strange thumping sound. Bump, bump, bump, bump. It was growing louder...It was coming up the path-
Towards Petra.
"Guys?!" she drew her sword, tense and ready to attack
Jesse leapt over the crest of the hill, literally leapt. Petra yelped and ducked down; it was either that or stab her good friend. No point in having Jesse skewered.
Jesse himself yelped in surprise, crashing to the ground after he sailed over Petra.
Petra got up, "What the hell Jesse?! I could have killed you."
"Pardon me!" Jesse sputtered, "What awful language! Put that thing away!"
"Pardon me?" Petra mimicked, she scoffed, "Come on man, what's with the formalities?"
Jesse stood and faced her, cheeks puffed in anger. "Excuse me Miss; I don't even know who you are? How do you know my name?!"
Petra stared, she almost answered with 'we're friends' duh.' but then she looked closer. "Dude, what is with the outfit?"
Jesse was in a dark velvet green petticoat. It was adorned with large silver buttons, and he was carrying the largest gold pocket watch she had ever seen. "This is my father's coat thank you very much!"
Petra stared a little longer, looking 'Jesse' up and down. It was then she noticed to large perky ears shot out of the dark tresses of Jesse's brown hair. Two...very large...rabbit ears...
"If you excuse me, I 'm late for a very important date," the not Jesse huffed.
"Wait!" Petra grabbed what should have been her best friends arm, "Jesse! What the heck is going on?! Where are we?!"
He stared at her like it was the most ridiculous question he had ever heard.
"We're in Wonderland of course."
Author's Section:
You seriously have no idea how much laughter I'm gonna get myself into with this one...
I hope you all enjoy it! Here we go!