This story is AU and the plot is created on the spot. If you want good literature, or an actual story stop reading right about ...NOW! Well, I hope you enjoy this author's bored rambling (or don't enjoy if you want to)
I DON'T OW ELLA BUT I OWN THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHA COUGH
Once upon a time there was a there was a little girl named Ella. Ella was no normal little girl, since she was a harpie. She had a red feathery body, shaggy red hair and a cute face. She was a monster. Everyone who met her feared her so she had no friends, and any family she remembered was dead. But there was one thing in life she adored. Books. She read them until she memorized every page, every paragraph, EVERY STINKIN' WORD. Anyway, she was a bookworm, so to speak. Now let's begin with the story.
It was a dark, chilly night. The kind where rowdy teenage boys loiter around parks late into the night, and cats crawl across the street just to give you bad luck. My kind of night :D. Our little protagonist had a built a sort of nest at the back of a Mac's store. The nest was made of old boxes of cardboard she had found on the curb, and she was nibbling on some leftover sammiches from the garbage. Minding her own beeswax. So she lived happily ever after. The End.
JUST KIDDING. OKAY. NOOOOOW IT'S THE END
JUST KIDDING
Anyways, she minding her own beeswax when the ground started shaking. She was getting even more nervous than she was originally. Just then there was an ear splitting roar and a young man appeared. Since it was dark she couldn't see him clearly, but he looked tall and muscular with dark hair. He sprinted toward her and before she could react, and grabbed her face. She screeched and he muttered something while holding her arm instead to drag her to a chariot. Yes, a Greek Chariot, like in that one movie. He threw her in and started breakdancing and singing Korean Pop. Well, of course by that I mean he spun around and pulled out a glowing sword. Ella of course would have escaped by now if she hadn't been paralyzed by that gorgeous face. The kidnapper was gorgeous. Before she could continue staring, a backpack was pulled over her head and she fell asleep.
She dreamt of birds eating tacos. That was fine and dandy, but they finished the last taco and turned their beady eyes onto her. They started swarming her and pecking at her face. She cried out in pain as a strong arm grabbed her face while chuckling "Blink, child for eyes need water, teehee!''. I know, I don't understand what this has to do with the plot either.
Luckily, she was violently pulled out of dreamland by the sudden breeze on her face. She snapped her eyes open as she recalled what had happened the former evening. She jolted upwards and took in her surroundings. She seemed to be in a cavernous room which was either underground or just didn't have windows. It looked like the throne room to an ancient castle which would have been quite creepy, if there wasn't the scent of fast food wafting from all around. Hunger seized Ella's stomach like a perverted monk's cursed hand. She slipped out of the cot she was on and tip toed over to the nearest door. Slipping it open a crack she peered at the next room.
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! THIS WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN A ONE SHOT IF IT WASN'T FOR MY LACK OF CREATIVITY AND STUFF.