A/N: Well…This is a bit awkward since I haven't been on this account. But alas. I decided to write over my spring break. Sooo enjoy~

Puzzlement Over Words

Chapter 1

"Hello. Out there whoever you are! I would like to present myself as you probably know. I am Clyde Donovan! The sexiest beast in the whole neighborhood!- Ouch! Hey! What was that for?" I yelled when I felt something hit me on the back of my head. Mind you that hurt. A lot!

"Your too fucking loud Clyde. Shut up."

Well then. See how people are rude. Hmph! Might as well just shut up and see what they do. Ssh let see what happens. "…"

"…"

"…" Its working! He's cracking. I can tell.

"…"

Ladies be patient and-

"Dude?"

"What? You told me I'm too loud and to shut up. So I'm shutting up." I the beastly beast say as a matter of factly. If that's a word but hey who's checking?

"Fuck. Clyde your such a dumbass."

I gasp. How dare he say that! I'm not a dummy. Am I? I'm just a little slow….and dense. Well enough of that! I figured I'd confuse him with my words and teach him not to call the Beast of Taco!-uh I mean Clyde Donovan! A dumbass.

"Oh Token, Token, Toke."

I see him looking at me confuse. Got his attention finally.

"I. Clyde Donovan. Am not a dumbass. I just have a slight tiny slowism."

"What's a slowism?" Time to explaiiin~Bear with me people this might be funny.

I clear my voice like in the movies where a boss is about to mention something very important.

"It means the mind of a person who's been thinking too much and can't figure the words of either others that are telling them. Whiiiich means! Understanding the words many are stating of what confuses the minds of the youth!"

"That doesn't even make sense." My dark friend says.

Grinning I tell him pointing at his face.

"Now look who's the dumbass one."

"Wha-"

#RIIIIIIIIIIIING!#

"See ya later Token!"

And soo I the beastly of all Tac- Erm.. I mean Clyde. Is going to confuse the minds of others! Hahaha!-Damn! I'm about to be late for English!

A/N: So If you guys enjoyed this little piece ^(Sorry if its short) Review and I'll continue it. But seriously or Clyde will confuse your little youthful minds with his words .Just kidding If you're wondering…I have no idea what I was writing on his little explanation but oh well I find it amusing. Soo let me know what you think. ;)