Sasuke's pov

I woke up panting and sweaty, I groaned I'd just had THAT dream or more specifically, memory…

It was just after Naruto left with his baby and the akatsuki, I was walking around moping about Naruto when I ran into a man, I was about to apologize when I looked up and realized who it was, I gulped and took a step back.

He looked at me and it seemed as if he remembered me, "Down worry, I won't hurt you, I'm just moping about Naruto and by the looks of it you are to…"

I don't know how it happened one minute we were chatting then we were in a bar discussing Naruto and the next we were in bed having sex!

I was kinda weird when we both came screaming Naruto's name but we both were satisfied, the next morning he was gone, in a way I was relieved…

I still remember and hate that night…

I suddenly rushed off to the bathroom and threw up, well that's weird.

Once I'd cleaned up I went to see lady Tsunade just in case anything was wrong.

"That's weird, "I raised my eye brow at her, and "I'm going to give you a blood test."

One hour later…

"So what's wrong with me?"

"I know this is a bit awkward for you but have you recently had sex with a man without protection as uke, say, six months ago?"

I blushed but nodded, "sigh, your pregnant brat, two male pregnancies in one year, unbelievable…" the last bit was muttered but I didn't care, I was pregnant, with Madara's kid.

I don't know how I could miss the signs, inflated stomach, sickness, all of it, damn...