Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Xiaolin Showdown. That, is Christy Hui's, not mine.

I think I'm crazy to start a new story, but this won't fall through, like my other one. The ending got REALLY weak, and I can write action scenes like I can draw…crap.

DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE TITLE. I have no idea how I came up with it. If you do ask, I shall reply in a variety of ways depending on said question.

I will not make comments on this, but if I do, please slap me with a newspaper, for I shall try my best about jib jabbering here and at the bottom.

Please review nicely; no flames, though will be accepted and noted. I might even reply if I can make a solid argument, like with that one flame on my last story.

The person said that she had more right to the title then I cause hers was out first.

Mine was 'published' in June, while hers was in July.

That's not first.

But anyway, I hope you enjoy the story.

!JACKIE!

Chapter One: Prologue

Jack Spicer had his fair share of problems:

One; his hair is actually white, though he dyes it a fiery cherry-red. Being an albino and all, he thought it would make him look better. He thought he was dying his hair brown; he has a problem distinguishing his reds from his browns. No wonder his hair is like that.

Two; he's pale beyond comparison, do to the fact that he's albino, as I said before. He can't be in the sun more than an hour without turning beet red, let alone get a tan going, but thank goodness for very good sun-block; SPF (Insert number here).

Three; he's built like a scrawny, old lady. Well, at least his legs are. They are very skinny and chopstick like. His upper body, though still skinny, had more meat on it. I say he has a descent upper body, indeed. His whole reason to why he's skinny? He has this weird dieses or something, and he can't gain body weight. And if he can't gain body weight, he certainly can't gain muscles, can he?

Four; his eyes, though a quite exotic ruby-red, did get him in trouble when he was little. And when I mean by trouble, I mean people though stones at him and called him many names, trouble. Yes, people can't see that those ruby-red eyes are pretty and beautiful, not evil.

Five; he wears all black, all the time. Sure, his trench coat is cool, but wearing black all the time does not help you at all. Black makes you look paler, so pastels are much better. Like Good Jack; he doesn't seem as pale because he's wearing pale colors, while dark colors just make light things stick out. Get it?

Six; he wears eyeliner. People criticize and tease him about his make-up, but those people have never seen and/or much of Twisted Sister, Kiss, Avenge Sevenfold, Marilyn Manson, or much, MUCH more. I'm fact, maybe someday, they'll have a parade, and Chase is going to fall faint as he sees a gray girl, with a pink Mohawk, dozens of peircings and tattoos, and lots of eyeliner and black lip stick. That would be grand.

Seven; he smokes. Do to the fact that his mother's a smoker, her mother's a smoker, her mother was a smoker, and so on and so on, he has a craving for nicotine. He had never smoked before, but one day, he just had to have a cigarette, and thanks to his trusty fake I.D., he can buy his fix. His father and his family also had a bad time with the tobaccy; though, it was chewing. Still, it's genetics that got him smoking, and many others as well. Tsk, tsk; when will people learn that's it's not okay to smoke when you're pregnant?

Eight; this, my dear friends, is the real trouble.

He likes Chase Young.

Chase Young, one of the most evilest, bad-assed hotties in the whole world. Jack doesn't just like him… he LIKES him. Which brings me to our next point in this two-point…thing.

He likes Kimiko.

Kimiko, one of the smartest, cutest, fiery-hot (pun intended) girls…EVER! And Jack doesn't like her… he LIKES her.

Now, you see, that's the real problem.

Jack is bi-sexual.

No, I'm not dissing bi-sexuals, I'm just saying that, one day, when he's dating a girl or a guy, and he lets spill his opposite gender crush…

That would be a problem.

What happens when he's deepest, darkest secrets come to the view of all other peoples?

All Hell breaks lose...