"Hello Warriors fans! This is Dustwhisker The Cat here for a live interview with ThunderClan leader: Firestar!" meowed Dustwhisker. "So Firestar, tell me, do you think your mother, Nutmeg, knows about you becoming a wildcat?"
"Well first of all, Dustwhisker, I never really knew my mother, but I wouldn't think she would have ever known of me becoming a wildcat," responded Firestar.
"Ah, I see. You never knew your mother? How tragic…" meowed Dustwhisker solemnly.
"Can we move to the next question, if you don't mind?" asked Firestar dryly.
"Oh, yes sorry. Well, anyways, there is a rumor going around that you had feelings for Cinderpelt, is that true?" questioned Dustwhisker.
"What? No, Cinderpelt was a good apprentice and a great medicine cat but I never thought of having a relationship with her," answered Firestar uncomfortably.
"Oh, I see… Sorry to all those FireXCinder fans out there!" shouted out Dustwhisker
"Fans? What are fans?" inquired Firestar
"Fans are Twolegs that worship you and your universe but let's stick to me asking the questions okay?" responded Dustwhisker quickly.
Firestar wore an expression of utter bewilderment.
"Moving on!" Dustwhisker meowed before Firestar could start asking anymore difficult questions. "So, is it true that you and Scourge shared the same father?"
"It was a terrible thing to discover but Scourge and I did in-fact share the same father," Firestar responded.
"I see," Dustwhisker meowed in astonishment. "How does it make you feel that Leafstar of SkyClan named one of her kits Firekit after you?"
"Leafstar had kits?" Firestar meowed astounded. "That is amazing! And she named one of her kits after me? Tell me, how many were there? What are their names? Who is Leafstar's mate? How is SkyClan doing? Tell me everything!"
"Okay…" Dustwhisker began surprised at Firestar's sudden outburst. "Those were just more questions than answers but let's just say you felt 'Amazed'. Anyways, that is all the time we have for today folks so read in next time on 'Warriors Live Interviews!'"
"Wait you must tell me more!" Firestar frantically meowed.
*Camera Cut*
Who should be interviewed next? Post a review saying which warrior cat should be the next to be questioned! (Also be sure to vote for the most funny interview at my profile!)
-Dustwhisker
Up Next: Jayfeather (As suggested by: PeppermisTxJayfeatheR)
