Yeah. i know. i wish i owned it too.
Oh wait you were talking about the Percy Jackson and the Olympians?
I was just talking about the the awesome unicorns they sell at Unicorns for a Million.
"Ahhhh, I'm being abducted by aliens!" Angel screamed ridiculously. She and Artemis were being towed along by their friend Reyna while keeping their eyes close.
"Really? If you were being abducted by aliens wouldn't you have opened your eyes by now? And if we were being abducted by aliens Reyna would be the alien," Artemis replied to her friend's very strange behavior.
" No because where ever the aliens are the fishies are. ._. wait that is Reyna?" Angel said.
"Naw duh" was Reyna's only reply. "Okay you can open your eyes now."
Reyna had mysteriously made them appear(or dragged them all the way to) a empty studio somewhere in the middle of somewhere and the three of them were looking at a large machine. it was somewhere in between a London telephone booth and a photo booth.
"Woah what the hell is this?" Artemis asked, "Am I supposed to by this or what else am I here for?"
"Patience young chicken, this here is a book-travel machine," Reyna replied, "Got it."
"From where?" Angel asked.
"Oh nowhere. Let's just say I spent several gallons of Orange juice on this and I will not let it go to waste."
"Umm. Reyna? I don't think this is a good idea." Artemis said trying to be the sensible one for once.
"Why not?" Reyna wailed. "I checked everything myself."
"You're a genius and all but it might blow up," Artemis said andReyna pouted.
"Or we might get stuck in the book," she added on , "Or we might die in the book."
"Or we might get stuck in between or…. or be eaten by book-travel zombies or-" Angel was cut off by a glare from Artemis.
"But don't you want to be part of the BOOK?" Reyna wailed like a child.
"Wait we get to be in the book?" Artemis asked.
"Have I been talking to a coconut for the last FREAKING five minutes!" Reyna yelled.
"Yes." Angel was sent a glare by Reyna.
"So we get to be part of the book?" Artemis asked once more and Reyna nodded. Artemis got a creepy grin on her face as she started laughing, " Haha mughaha MWHAHAHAHAHA."
Lighting flashed and thunder boomed in the studio.
"Cool I didn't know you had your own on demand evil lightning!" Angel exclaimed.
"Nah it's just Bob from the lighting and sound effects department." Artemis shrugged.
Bob, who was sitting in the very other corner of the large warehouse with his laptop and a ladder, said " YAYA!" then went back to his business.
The three turned back to the machine. "So how do you work this thing?" Angel asked.
"Well," Reyna fumbled around with a remote " I just press this button and it turns on," she pressed the button, "Then we go inside a type in which ever book we want to go into."
The machine started to glow which caused Angel to say, " Ohhhh pretty."
"So which book shall we go into?" Reyna asked.
"HARRY POTTER!" Artemis screamed throwing her head back . " I wanna beat the crap out of that little Blondie's face!"
"NO, no" Angel shook her head.
" Please, Please, Pretty Please with a punch to your face?" Artemis tried.
"No."
"Fine, Percy Jackson" Artemis relented.
"Fuck Yes" Angel agreeing on something doesn't come easy mind you.
"One Percy Jackson and The Olympians headed for disaster." Reyna said while they walked towards the glowing phone/photo/book-travel booth.
"No it is not" Artemis defended herself.
"Yes it is . You and Thalia are gonna team up and Set Fire to The Rain."
"That is a song by Adele."
"Yes and that is also what you will do. You and Thalia, using Thalia's awesome power, will set fire to the rain and watch it pour as it burns everything down."
"I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN, WATCHED IT POUR AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE, LET IT BURN WHILE I CRY, CAUSE' I HEARD IT SCREAMIN OUT YOUR NAME, YOUR NA-" Angel's mouth was covered by Artemis. Reyna quickly entered the book and they were off into the story before Angel could fail at doing justice to another song.
Short. I know.
For the sake of all things redvine. R&R!
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