Author's Note: I'm having a very random and weird moment so please forgive me. But in a way I find this valid, please review, and I hope this makes you day (and life after Harry Potter and the Deathly Horrors) just a little funnier, and more humorous.
You've
tried every trick in the book If love's just not on his map Wise up, girl
To get that boy to look
And still
the road is dark and dim
It
could be right in his lap
And still it won't get through to
him
Boy's only pay attention when they see
the sign that says
Mrs. Weasley crossed the kitchen and shut all the drapes; she also appeared to cast a muffling spell. Then she turned back to Tonks who's been sitting at the dining room table and she said
"What I'm about to tell you will never leave this room!" At this sentence Tonks' face appeared to lose its depressed look with one of apprehension and anxiety.
"Um… o.k." she replied hesitantly.
Mrs. Weasley took a deep breath and began a long story of how Arthur was hesitating to date her when she met him. She proceeded to say that she had then done something to this day that she felt extremely silly about. Tonks sat silently and there was a mysterious twinkle in her eyes as Mrs. Weasley proceeded to explain what she'd done.
Entering
Bootytown You've
been here with him before
So shake that booty now
'Cause your booty is the way
into his heart
Girl, don't you realize
One detour at your
thighs
Is a right turn that can break his world apart
But he just closes the door
And says,
"We're better off as friends."
Tonight he'd better
beware
There's something' hot in the air
Your wait is coming to
an end
A/N: I hope some of you are catching on right now, but just in case you aren't Mrs. Weasley is telling Tonks to shake her butt at Remus.
Once Mrs. Weasley had finished her tale Tonks had a sly grin on her face. And she burst into a fit of giggles as she did so her hair turned into a pale shade of chocolate brown. Mrs. Weasley was too laughing and then a knock at the door stopped them abruptly. Tonks' hair turned into its former shade of gray and Mrs. Weasley went into panic mode. They soon discovered that Dumbledore had brought Harry early after making a hurried excuse to leave so that she could go and burst into giggles. Tonks hurried out the door and once she had paced 14 steps from the doorway, she disapparated, as for where she went well, that's another story but it was of the same action that eventually led to Teddy's conception, if you get my drift.
No
rules now
Gonna use every weapon till he knows he's crossed that
line.
And he is…
Entering
Bootytown
So shake that booty now
'Cause your booty is the way
into his heart
Girl, don't you realize
One detour at your
thighs
Is a right turn that can break his world apart
Enter,
enter... Enter, enter... No
rules now
Enter, enter...
Enter, enter...
Entrez-vous (French
accent)
Ahh, ahh
Entrez vous
Gonna use every weapon till he knows he's crossed the
line.
He is…
Entering
Bootytown
So shake that booty now
'Cause your booty is the way
into his heart
Girl, don't you realize
One detour at your
thighs
Is a right turn that can break his world apart
Entering
Bootytown
So shake that booty now
'Cause your booty is the way
into his heart
Girl, don't you realize
One detour at your
thighs
Is a right turn that can break his world apart
Author's Note: Yes, I have issues, but I couldn't help myself, so review, if you can find anything to say to that. Thanks a bunch for reading and by the way the song is Entering Bootytown from the Music and Lyrics. Listen to it if you haven't or I will cry.