Simulated: Warning! This is a product of my retarded imagination after cake for dessert, and you can make anything on the Sims.

Cheesecake: *sarcastically* Yes! It is terrible that you have made a sim that is alive for more than ten seconds!

Biscuit: *grabs keyboard* BEWARE the dramatic plot twist of DEATH! Ykutacf! Rejhk! Kfbvd! Wijherwfuihuewhfuiohureihguifghe! *foaming at the mouth*

Simulated: *snatches it off him* Actually! My record is 2 years on Sims 2: Seasons!

Cheesecake: Oh wow! *rolls eyes* like anybody cares!

A day in the life of Biscuit Chomp!

Biscuit Chomp- random person/ Cheesecake's brother

Cheesecake Chomp- sim of sense/ Biscuit's sister

Ditty Chomp- still a baby/ Biscuit's adopted baby daughter

Day 1

9:00am-10:30am. Sleep. Dreams about dogs, Ditty and a woman he has never met, hopefully.

10:30am-10:45am. Screams at Ditty for waking him up.

10:45am-11:00am. Finally, obeys the person telling him to feed the baby and goes to the kitchen.

11:00am-11:30am. Feeds and changes and plays with Ditty, while Cheesecake makes a breakfast of pancakes for them.

11:30am-12:00am. Cheesecake sets the kitchen on fire and starts jumping up and down. Biscuit runs away with the baby, sets it down then runs back to continue jumping up and down with Cheesecake.

12:00am-12:30am. Biscuit and Cheesecake won't put out the fire like the very annoyed person is telling them to do. By now, the fire has spread to most of the kitchen.

12:30am-1:00pm. Cheesecake stops jumping up and calls the 911 who instantly come and put the fire out, while Biscuit continues to scream like a girl.

1:00pm-2:00pm. Biscuit and Cheesecake get over the shock and settle down to eat a burnt breakfast that is so late that it's almost lunch. What is it then, brunch?

2:00pm-3:00pm. Biscuit; shower, toilet then watches TV. Cheesecake goes to bed.

3:00pm-3:30pm. Biscuit ignores carpool and keeps watching TV

3:30pm-4:00pm. Realises that his carpool will go without him so he runs for it.

4:00pm-10:00pm. Boring work, Biscuit is really gonna moan about this when he gets home. Cheesecake wakes up, cares for the baby and goes back to sleep.

10:00pm-12:00pm. Reads a book called "A Magnetic Attraction". Cheesecake wakes up and makes diner.

12:00pm-1:30am. Eats diner with Cheesecake.

1:30am-5:45am. That baby just wont let him sleep will it?